I hereby declare that "conserving scale" refers to maintaining a specific amount of X, in this case risk of injury, over time, the target of said injury being undeclared. I also declare that the alternate meaning of danger, claimed by some as obsolete, "Power, especially power to harm" shall be reinstated by my personal decree as an amateur banterologist.

So, P^i + P^h = 1 (Danger^t, Total Danger) where P^i = power to injure (harm) self and P^h = power to harm (injure) others

Thusly, my purchase of nunchuks at a local mega-grocery store has increased my daily danger factor, resetting it at a new equilibrium. At this equilibrium I shall conserve the overall level of danger on the created scale at one. With no skills (documented below) my P^i is very high and my P^h very low. As I continue to practice with the nunchuks the balance will alter, assuming practice actually improves my skill in handling the weapon. Regardless, there shall be conservation in the value of danger being one between the two forms of danger. Ph33r my impending danger.



Lack of coordination on the part of Flitworth, newly minted nunchuk enthusiast, is in no way feigned. While I do, in fact, have ninja-worthy reflexes in terms of speed (a side-effect of often being wound up like a ferret on meth) I rather fail when it comes to accuracy (also not unlike a ferret on meth).