razors pain you

rivers are damp

acid stains you

drugs cause cramp

guns aren't lawful

In the spirit of Dotty, I delved into the liquor cabinet. Haiku, upon late return, stated that there was little he loved more than coming home to an empty bottle of Jack and a gun license application.

nooses give

Let us just pretend that this was a conscious creative choice rather than an inability to understand why this photo re-orients after upload every time.

gas smells awful

you might as well live