


Reverse Anthropology by Herbie Hatman
April 15th, 2008 11:52 PMI don't want to know what you think about it, or how you feel about it.
I really don't even care if you read it.
Anthropology, as defined by Merriam-Webster:
study of human beings and their ancestors through time and space and in
relation to physical character, environmental and social relations, and
culture
2: theology dealing with the origin, nature, and destiny of human beings
Thusly, it would seem to me that the aim of this task is to actively not study people or theorize about them. Admittedly, this is a daunting task for me. I look at strangers. I smile at them. I talk to them. I think about people.
For me Anthropology is like reading. I can't help but to do it. When I see a word in english I can't keep myself from seeing it as a word, and likewise when I see a person I can't help but to notice how they carry themselves, what they decorate themselves with, and what they look like (and as I learned recently how they smell).
Working with the public in various ways I have learned that this isn't the case for everyone. I think that some people perhaps do not ever consider Anthropology. I thought about those people to prepare for this task. The image I thought of was immediately of an iPod listening, sunglass wearing, cellphone talker (ILSWCT). Now before we get too much further I should explain better what I mean. I listen to music. I have a cellphone. Rarely do I wear sunglasses, but I own a couple of pairs. But when I walk down the street in my neighborhood... I endeavor to make eye contact with strangers, grin or nod my head toward them, and sometimes say hi. The average ILSWCT is attempting to avoid these sorts of interactions. When confronted with interaction they may have various reactions ranging from "not hearing you" to eye rolling to outright telling one to go away or leave them alone.
Most of my family lives in Uruguay and from an early age I realized
that International Airports are some of my favorite places. They abound
with diversity. People are acting in all sorts of abnormal ways. They
are tired and in an odd environment. I would sometimes think about how
it was like a laboratory.
I thought it would be a good challenge to make my way to San Francisco International Airport (SFO) to accomplish to task of actively not studying people.
In my several hours out I made eye contact with no one. I turned the noise cancellation on on my fancy (lost and found) headphones. I heard no words.
I tried to keep my mind as clear as possible. I could tell when people were near me. I have excellent peripheral vision. Occasionally I would smell a passerby. I, again, just tried to keep my mind clear.
On the BART ride home I discovered that my mp3 player has a couple of video games in it. I thought this was fitting, and I spent the rest of my ride home mindlessly playing games.
I really don't know how or why people endeavor to live this way.
The average ILSWCT must lead a dreadful existence.
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I almost didn't vote because this sounds like such a dreadful afternoon. I hope you did something fun, social, and engaging immediately after to mitigate any permanent damage.
I'm voting cuz i'm hopelessly in love with you, but i think i'm gonna flag it, too, just to antagonize you.
while it is certainly true that Herbie did reverse anthropology with respect to the general public, it seems that his immersion in the world of the ILSWCT is a sort of anthropology as well.
consider it a classic vote-barrage-level-advance-gift.
People will only hurt you in the end.
I object to the above statement's abject vandalism of our site.
Interesting completion... I don't consider myself an ILSWCT, but there are times when I am in a public or semi-public setting and simply want to wear my headphones, listen to my music, read my book, and be left alone. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to snap at someone that tries to talk to me, and I never wear headphones during any sort of exchange that involves human interaction... but I'm an introvert by nature, and there are times when I just need to shut myself off from the rest of society. It's *tiring* to be around people, and I think many people here might understand that when I say that, I don't mean it's unenjoyable, or unwanted, but it can be *exhausting* to those of us who are introverted.
Anyone know what I mean?
As a fellow introvert, I know *exactly* what you mean.
Just replace the iPod with a book. Unfortunately everyone always asks what you're reading.
Maybe that's the antidote for ILSWCTs. "Hey, what're you listening to? Who are you talking to?" :: grin ::.
I vote because you gave this thought, you put the thought into action, and you did something that was very alien to you. Kudos on the focused non-observation.
I'll fucking fuck fuck and then fuck if I fuck to fucking fuck. So fuck the fucking fuck and all that other fuck. You're going to fuck this fucking fuck and you're fucking this fuck and fucking fucking it.
I'm confused. Is that "fuck that fucking fuck" or "fucking fuck the fucked fucking fuck fuck"?
I think this is crap. This is filth. You should be ashamed of putty such detritus on the Praxis.
I hope you're reading this, and that it makes you cry.
And if you're not reading it, I'm still going to both VOTE and FLAG this completion, because I want you to have as much feedback from me as is possible on SFØ.
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