I intend to add more mp3s to this as I convince others to sing into my phone, so that mash-ups might be made out of many songs, rather than just one or two.

This first one is my nemesis. Just as PirateyMonkey and Oliver have one another to constantly try to thwart and undermine, I too have a nemesis. We've been nemeses for nearly four years now, and roommates for three or three and a half years (about 6 months shorter than he's been dating my other long-time roommate). Often our mutual hatred brings us to well-intentioned blows, and pieces of paper labeled "BOOM" hidden in one anothers' personal affects. This is the song he was singing last night as I was conquering him in a game of cribbage. It's his "dookie" song.

The second one is a song that my friend L made up while borrowing my laptop. She agreed to sing, and was somewhat troubled when I indicated her song should be longer.

The third one is B. She's got panache. Shortly after she hung up the phone, she and her two roommates started belting out the rest of the song... I wish I'd caught it.

The fourth one is my coworker, M. She'd looked up the lyrics to the lady who swallowed a fly for some reason or another, and so I asked her if she'd sing to someone's voicemail. She narrowed her eyes and asked me why, and what she'd have to sing. I said, because it's fun and that she could sing whatever she wanted to.

The fifth one is my coworker, B2. He's in a band of some sort, and I went to see him play, and was astounded because he sounds like Neil Diamond, so I ran up to him and told him, to which he replied that Neil Diamond is his hero. He sings Sweet Caroline for me here. This is nice and clean and begs to be part of a remix.