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Object Annotation by Not Here No More

November 22nd, 2007 10:12 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Pick a local public object that you enjoy and leave a note on it describing your feelings in great detail.

Someone was very sick with a cold and, so logically, decided to go out and put post-it notes on various objects around the sunset. As he went, with his trusted camraman and father, Jtony, documented his results.

Ok, so I went and stuck post it's on things in the sunset. I started walking around, looking for something to annotate. I didn't find anything easily so I headed over to irving street to find something more interesting. ( as a note if any of you have not been to the sunset it is one of the few interestung street there) On the way to irving street I found a rather interesting bumper sticker, probably left to me by the great prophet nobody. Perhaps this is an omen of the future, perhaps not.

(My message to the bumper sticker,, reprinted here due to my awful handwriting and the fact that i had to write it using a telephone pole to back the post it's)

Dear B. Sticker Esq.

Perhaps you are correct, great prophet. Do any of us know the future? I think not.

-Someone, Student, University of Aesthematics

I headed over to Happy Donut, a rather offbeat establishment of pastry making.

(my message to the happy donut sign)

Dear Happy Donut Sign,

I cannot reah your slightly off kilter name, I found it funny when I was four. The donuts are...ok...though.
-Someone
University of Aesthematics
P.s.My handwriteing is horrid, isn't it?

I found a bank, known as "the bank of the orient". I noticed a sign there, stateing "for security reasons we request no hats, no hoods, no sunglasses.) I like my hat and hood.

(My message to the sign:)

"I like my hat hood/hat. Please let me keep them!

-Someone

I walk on and find a rather disturbing toy store with primarily bootleg merchandice. And, of course, the creepy trying-to-be-photorealistic mannequins.

My Message to the mannequins:
"Dear Dememted Manequinns (I can't be spelling this right)

You are...for lack of a better word, REALLY FREAKING CREEPY!!!

-Someone

Student, University of Aesthematics

Of Course there was more inside the window of the toystore!

My message to a decapitated Dragon Ball Z toy,

Dear Headless Dragon Ball Z Character,

How do you do martial arts without a head? I would like to learn how.

-Someone

And, Of course, Bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh! (which unfourtunately sounds like something else)

My message to the Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Dear Bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh cards,

We can all tell. The guy with the slightly less stupid hair is joey, Please know what you are doing beforebreaking copyright law again.

-Someone

After that I found some Power Rangers. The Motherload!!!!

My message to the Power rangers.

Dear Power Rangers,

Learn Anatomy

-Someone.

I moved on. Nothing more caught my interest. Jtony and I continued on. I found a quickly.

My message to the quickly logo:

Dear Quickly Logo,

What the Hell are You Supposed to be?

-Someone

I placed it on the grand opening banner. Nobody would see it so I moved it to another logo.

I saw a second omen after walking into a blockbuster.

My message to the prophet posessing the vampire movie went something like this

Dear Vampire Movie,

So, we will all be overrun by vampires on the day of insatiability.

-Someone







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The Car That Bears the Prophet's message to Someone


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The first omen. Hopefully it is not true.


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I write my message to the prophet.


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My illegible message.


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My message posted.


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I write my second message.


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Illegible again. great.


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There it is, quite inconspicuous.


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The great sign and some random guy.


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The sign of fashion limitation. Paranoid conformists.



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The message to the Paranoid.


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And thus was the origin of someone's war against the conformists!


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"Well you know what?" someone said "I really don't care!"


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The aberrant mannequins.


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Lets call this one Cthulhu


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and this is shub-niguurath


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See. Pure evil. THe elder gods are just waiting to spring forth and attack from under the false flesh.


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Eyes gateways to the...something has to be there.


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"And a Pretty Mouth, To Swallow You Whole!" -Johnathan Coulton


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These things, like the Dora the explorer at great America, will show up in my nightmares.


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my message, in it's glory of horrible handwriting.


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I want to learn Super Saiyan with a self decapitation!


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My message. I had only remembered super Saian later. Hopefully he will write me back.


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it has been placed.


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A message to all copyright breakers.


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Mighty, Morphing, and Deformed.


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My message to the aberrant bootleg mighty morphing power rangers.


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There they are. the deformed SPD.


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Perhaps we will be overrun by vampires.


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Quickly.


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The message of uncertenty


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Of course I put it somewhere nobody would be able to find it, due to the fact that it was about 6.75 feet of the ground.




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posted by .thatskarobot on November 23rd, 2007 1:59 AM

nice connections to insatiability, welcome to sf0!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on November 23rd, 2007 7:55 AM

The Quickly logo looks like the transceiver of a rotary-style telephone handset.

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But I could be wrong.

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posted by JJason Recognition on November 23rd, 2007 8:26 AM

Your handwriting is horrible but I like it.

Isn´t it a pepperoni pizza?
posted by susy derkins on November 23rd, 2007 9:52 AM

"Well, you know what? I really don´t care!" is a great player photograph, best scarf/hat combination ever!
Oh oh people of the earth!
'Listen to the warning' the prophet he said
For soon the cold of night will fall
Summoned by your own hand

Let´s hope not!!!! (shudders)

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on November 24th, 2007 8:30 AM

That's silly. Why would someone use a pizza to communicate?

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posted by Not Here No More on November 24th, 2007 12:01 PM

Hmmm. I'll have to post another post-it for quickly or I'll have to go ask the people who work there.

Welcome to the game
posted by Charlie Fish on November 26th, 2007 2:28 AM

Those mannequins are freaky indeed. Particularly the mouths. Eucch...

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posted by Not Here No More on December 1st, 2007 8:38 AM

agreed. There in this storefront selling bootleg toys on Irving street, near quickly. I wonder how many little kids have nightmares about them.

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posted by Ennui on December 20th, 2007 9:50 PM

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at post-it notes.
The anatomy jab is my favorite.

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posted by Vena Nightmare on February 7th, 2008 6:47 PM

Hilarious. Maybe that logo is an orange, or some sort of fruit? I wanted to see a picture of the bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh but the mannequins were enough to arm myself with deadly sticky notes to combat them along with the vampi- Alright maybe not.
But they're still freaky looking.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on March 3rd, 2008 6:19 PM

wonderful job.. and great fotos to boot!

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posted by Myrna Minx on March 3rd, 2008 7:24 PM

i heart your hat-n-scarf.

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posted by The Cactus on May 3rd, 2008 7:26 AM

interesting.... for a moment there I thought you were by Vita's house, but unfortunately you were not. that quickly logo is a piece of crap! like i would want to drink little fatty gummy balls after I finish my drink anyway. They don't even taste like anything.
Nice telephone receiver thing, mustard.

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posted by Not Here No More on January 6th, 2009 11:36 PM

:)

this was like sixth grade too...no...early seventh...