I don't know why I find this so funny. I saw this ad while I was on the bus, and immediately the caption came to mind, and it still makes me laugh. It has something to do with the self-satisfied look on his face, and the taut fore arms, and the idea of heroic vibrators.

It was harder to accomplish than it looks. When I saw it on the corner of 6th and Geary(a mere half block and almost in visual line of the police station), I had nothing with which to make a mark. I walked the 6 blocks back to Arguello and the Office Max just to get something to write with. I bought the largest sharpie they had, chisel tipped and everything. On returning I found it woefully inadequate to the task. Clearly (no pun intended) there is something in the plexiglass to keep it slick, to keep the sharpie from sticking. I even let it dry for a bit before returning to go over some of the letters again, but it was no use. The new sharpie smeared and spread thin the old sharpie making a thick dark line impossible.

If you want to see it in person, the location is precise.





Edit: I've added two more, both on the corner of Filmore and McAlister.