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JTony Loves Brains
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Ironing Iron with the Iron Horse by JTony Loves Brains

November 28th, 2007 11:59 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: This task was created as a gift for Kyle Crocodile:

Use a train to flatten something. Collect the results.

Bonus points if the train honks at you.

Well, what I noticed about the earlier proofs I saw was that folks were running out to the big locomotives to complete this task. I wondered to myself, "Hmm, we have many forms of smaller railroads right here passing all over the city (or, as I think of it, THE City). Would they have the same effect on small bits of soft metal?"

So I went out to try.

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First, the F car on San Francisco's Market Street, which is a set of historic street cars from all over the world. This one is from Italy, sometime around the teens or twenties, I think. Anyway, once the car was stopped, I simply leaned down in front of one of its wheels and placed a penny on the track.

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Just a few inches away, so it is really rolling over the penny from a cold start.

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This is what one pass did to the penny.

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So I decided to see what a second pass would do. I waited for the next car (I think it was a green and yellow Pennsylvania car from the 40's, but I didn't get a picture).

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This is what the second pass looked like.

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and I think that this one is a third pass, but I'm not quite sure because my scientific method sort of went out the window.

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I then thought about the F car's younger, bigger cousin, the N Judah Muni car.

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Same methodology, Pop the penny down in front of the car while it is stopped. The main problem here was that I was at a busier intersection and the N Judah's wheels bounced the pennies around a lot. Here's a first pass.

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Flatter than the F, but not as much as I'd expected based on the difference in weight (the original F car I used was made mostly of wood, while the N is all steel).

The next 3 pictures I'm not sure are even of the same penny. As I said, the N Judah's wheels tended to bounce the pennies around, to the point that I lost them pretty quickly (and had to duck around traffic to try to find). For the most part I could only get a second pass before I lost the penny entirely. So here are the other pictures of the other flattened pennies.

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(note my reflection taking the picture in this one)

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posted by Bex. on November 29th, 2007 1:57 AM

love the scientific methodology!

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 29th, 2007 2:26 AM

Nice take on the task - comparing different kinds of iron horse...

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posted by Magpie on November 29th, 2007 10:39 AM

Cable cars are wonderful. I am glad to see your interaction. watch for my little signs in the window.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on November 30th, 2007 10:24 AM

It looks as if you're retrieving the smashed pennies from the middle of the street after the cable car has rolled over them. Is that so?

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on November 30th, 2007 10:29 AM

That is, indeed, the deal. On the F car, it wasn't so hard as the rail is only about 2 feet from the platform, which is in the middle of the street anyway (I was somewhere around the Civic Center, not far from the Market Street Cinema). On the N, it was a little harder as I was on the corner of 7th and Irving and the N tended to throw the pennies around quite a bit. I'd lay them down in the crosswalk and try and grab them during green lights, but the light is short and dawdling in the street, looking for pennies takes too damn long (which is why I don't have more, and more squished, pennies to show).

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on November 30th, 2007 9:25 PM

Danger dancin'!

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posted by transit monkey on October 27th, 2009 9:33 AM

I used to do this all the time when I was little. We had Amtrak and freight trains run right near our neighborhood and playing on the tracks was the only interesting thing to do. This really brings back some memories.