Intro

With the SFZEROSAT bar set pretty damn high, I knew I'd have to go beyond a standard question/answer paper in order to be able to bring in the votes. To this end, this SFZEROSAT came in two parts, an Audio test, and a Visual test...

...Oh, and it was hard.

Audio test

1. Lowteck
2. 750
3. CG0
4. Chrononautic Exxon
5. Shålaco/Spidere*

6. 1st, 4th, 10th.
7. A Clue, Loki, Sutro Tower.
8. The Fire Hydrant Conspiracy Theory, Make the News, Mayor of Claycord.
9. Remote Control Bus Stop Rave, Flash Mob, Bus Stop Seating Conversion.
10. The goth/hippie war is beginning^†

*Either answer was acceptable for this question. I was going for Shålaco using the Senatorship connection, but a number of players pointed out that Spidere was also a valid answer, due to California or something like that.
^† Points were awarded based on how much correct detail was given that wasn't obvious from the sounds.

Visual Test

1. Lincoln
2. zer0gee
3. Bex
4. Lola
5. The Animus

6. A Clue
7. European football championship/Austria suck.
8. The Graphic Sonnet
9. We like your /bike/
10. Distract the Mailman

11. Would you invite two strangers to your home for dinner?
12. Emergency/Power Off
13. UofA
14. Sutro Tower
15. Tangent

Marks were awarded based on how close the answers given were to the truth. 0.5 marks were subtracted for giving four answers to the same question (You know who you are...^‡)

^‡So will everyone else...

Feedback and Miscellanea

"Crap. These are hard." - Ben, on Audio Test, Question 4.
"Nicely done sir. Love the formatting." - Loki, on Audio Test.
"Screw you Flea." - Ben, on Audio Test, Question 6.
"Excellent test." - Tom, on Audio Test.
"FUCK OFF" - Ben, on Audio Test, Question 9.
"...That was quick..!" - Haberley, on Visual Test.
"Lots of fun, and nicely balanced - difficult, but not humiliating." - Loki, on Visual Test.
"Brilliant test!" - Ben, on Audio Test.

The average score for the Audio Test was 7.625/20. The average score for the Visual Test was 8.5625/15.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for... The results!

Audio Test

Lincoln - 16/20 - 80%
Loki - 10.5/20 - 52.5%
Haberley - 9/20 - 45%
Ben - 7.5/20 - 37.5%
Tom - 6/20 - 30%
Vicki - 6/20 - 30%
Sombrero Guy - 4/20 - 20%
Kyle Westwood - 2/20 - 10%

Visual Test

Lincoln - 14.5/15 - 96.7%
Loki - 12/15 - 80%
Flash Harry - 11/15 - 73.3%
Haberley - 10/15 - 66.7%
Tom - 9/15 - 60%
Ben - 6/15 - 40%
Vicki - 5/15 - 33.3%
Sombrero Guy - 1/15 - 6.7%

Total Results

Each test was worth 50%. Players who submitted only one test are highlighted in italics.
Lincoln - 88.33%
Loki - 66.25%
Haberley - 55.83%
Tom - 45%
Ben - 38.75%
Flash Harry - 36.67%
Vicki - 31.67%
Sombrero Guy - 13.33%
Kyle Westwood - 5%

Outro

So there we are. A great thanks to all nine participants, and I hope to be able to work with y'all again in the near future.