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Geonny Peonny
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Last Logged In: April 29th, 2017
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Reverse Shoplifting by Geonny Peonny

March 27th, 2008 10:49 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Insert an object into a store. Make sure your object can be bought.

I get free Naked Juice (let's just say "I know a guy who knows a guy") so my fridge is typically full of the stuff. The Safeway nearest to me recently started selling Naked Juice, but I have access to flavors that Safeway doesn't carry. So I decided to take one from my private collection and leave it in Safeway. Nobody would suspect that in this array of many juices there would be one that didn't belong. All the more diabolical, yes?

I returned some 16 or so hours later and the Juice I left was gone. I can only assume something awesome transpired in my absence. EDIT: Upon further investigation, the next day even, the juice is still there but was moved. Mingling with the Naked Orange Juice is a lone Tangerine Scream.

- smaller

Tangerine Scream.

Tangerine Scream.

I prefer quieter, less pulpy, juices.


NEW ITEM

NEW ITEM

At upwards of $3.69 a bottle, I've likely consumed tens of thousands of dollars worth of this juice.


The deed is done.

The deed is done.

I don't know what diabolical fiend put the Odwalla there. Another SFZero tasker, perhaps?


My 'frigerator

My 'frigerator

Look at how organized I am.



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posted by Blue on March 27th, 2008 5:55 PM

I'll trade you a vote for some Naked Juice!

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posted by Lincøln on March 27th, 2008 6:19 PM

Me too. Vote for juice!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 27th, 2008 9:29 PM

Oh GOOD GOD, NO! DEJA VU!

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 27th, 2008 9:36 PM

I think Lincolns had enough naked juice.

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posted by Lincøln on March 28th, 2008 12:05 AM

Never enough.

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posted by TEA on March 28th, 2008 12:56 AM

AW AWESOME!

Oh man, to be the one person with special naked juice. I long to be that person!

*faves*

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posted by Stu on March 28th, 2008 11:32 AM

Vote for nudity!

Naw, I'm just kidding. Nice work, though, and vote for that.