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Reverse Shoplifting by Geonny Peonny
March 27th, 2008 10:49 AM
I get free Naked Juice (let's just say "I know a guy who knows a guy") so my fridge is typically full of the stuff. The Safeway nearest to me recently started selling Naked Juice, but I have access to flavors that Safeway doesn't carry. So I decided to take one from my private collection and leave it in Safeway. Nobody would suspect that in this array of many juices there would be one that didn't belong. All the more diabolical, yes?
I returned some 16 or so hours later and the Juice I left was gone. I can only assume something awesome transpired in my absence. EDIT: Upon further investigation, the next day even, the juice is still there but was moved. Mingling with the Naked Orange Juice is a lone Tangerine Scream.
I returned some 16 or so hours later and the Juice I left was gone. I can only assume something awesome transpired in my absence. EDIT: Upon further investigation, the next day even, the juice is still there but was moved. Mingling with the Naked Orange Juice is a lone Tangerine Scream.
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At upwards of $3.69 a bottle, I've likely consumed tens of thousands of dollars worth of this juice.
The deed is done.

I don't know what diabolical fiend put the Odwalla there. Another SFZero tasker, perhaps?
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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 27th, 2008 9:36 PM
I think Lincolns had enough naked juice.
posted by TEA on March 28th, 2008 12:56 AM
AW AWESOME!
Oh man, to be the one person with special naked juice. I long to be that person!
*faves*
posted by Stu on March 28th, 2008 11:32 AM
Vote for nudity!
Naw, I'm just kidding. Nice work, though, and vote for that.
I'll trade you a vote for some Naked Juice!