SF0 / JoshuaKelly / 1000 Small (Heavy) Things

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1000 Small (Heavy) Things by Joshua Kelly, Cameron, Orion

August 6th, 2006 9:44 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Buy or acquire 1000 small, and if possible heavy things. Bolts or nuts (including the edible kind) would be good. Transport them to a public space (preferably carpeted) and drop them on the ground. You may drop them all in one place, or you may drop them slowly, perhaps forming a trail of some kind. If anyone harasses you, apologize profusely and then leave.

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posted by Gadget on August 6th, 2006 10:34 PM

The soundtrack alone is worth a vote.

Soundtrack

posted by Cameron on August 6th, 2006 10:39 PM

Glad you liked it!

I actually was playing the Philip Glass while editing, fully intending to use another piece on the finished product.

as always...

posted by ambitron indifornian on August 7th, 2006 12:56 AM

...i am greatly impressed by you guys.

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posted by Ink Tea on August 7th, 2006 5:31 AM

That's adorable.

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posted by Aaron on August 7th, 2006 6:22 AM

Well put together.

simply

posted by mock piratey turtle on August 7th, 2006 8:55 AM

...lovely.

in a strange way, for me, this sort of sums up the entire game...

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posted by Joshua Kelly on August 7th, 2006 9:12 AM

when I was picking up all the bottlecaps all I could think of was "aw man, A Pacifico sounds really good right now,. Aw man, a Fat Tire sounds really good right now, aw man a Red Tail..."

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posted by Rubin Starset on August 7th, 2006 10:46 AM

I think going over the 1000 things is an automatic failure, though the video was awesome, wish I had speakers at work.

Atleast it's not mother fucking marbles again.

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posted by Jason on August 7th, 2006 11:28 AM

i agree. you guys are adorable!!!

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posted by Orion on August 7th, 2006 12:11 PM

Failure, Rubin? Really? ;)

Well, we did apologize profusely to the bike cops...and then did another full dump of the bottlecaps anyway.

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posted by Rubin Starset on August 7th, 2006 12:49 PM

Video of the 2nd droppings?

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posted by Orion on August 7th, 2006 1:18 PM

Not to disillusion you, but that video you see above isn't a continuous take.

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posted by Ink Tea on August 7th, 2006 8:01 PM

Atleast it's not mother fucking marbles again.

What do you have against our marbles? They were pretty!

wow

posted by nicolette oliphant on August 7th, 2006 9:07 PM

that was so much fun

Simply lovely!

posted by Salty Pete on August 14th, 2006 2:48 AM

Well executed and well presented. Thanks guys!

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posted by Shazbot [TKC] on August 16th, 2006 1:14 AM

that was freakin awesome!

it didn't seem possible but

posted by Sara Johnsen on August 21st, 2006 12:49 PM

you guys have outdone yourselves, again. nice work.:)

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posted by Møuse on August 22nd, 2006 1:30 PM

Inspired me to join SF0.

Absolutely beautiful.

Thank you.

Wow.

posted by Cameron on August 22nd, 2006 1:34 PM

Thank you, all.

Mouse: Can I ask how you heard about it? :)

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posted by Møuse on August 22nd, 2006 1:54 PM

Well I had already come across sf0, but i was sort of like a kid looking hesitantly through the window of a sweet shop.

Watching you guys pull off this task made me want to book a flight across the globe and buy sweets from you.

Or atleast shake your hands.