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MonkeyBoy Dan
The Meddlesome
Level 4: 556 points
Last Logged In: February 15th, 2011
TEAM: United Kingdom TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Business! TEAM: MCRØ EquivalenZ Rank 2: Human Googlebot The University of Aesthematics Rank 2: Dealer Chrononautic Exxon Rank 1: Clockwatcher Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 3: The Meddlesome

The Meddlesome MonkeyBoy Dan


My partner in crime actions of marginal legality, Chris AKA the inscrutable misschraddøn moved 220 miles away to Edinburgh ........ and that made me a sad panda. More to the point it left me the only Zeroist in Manchester, and as everybody knows it's never as good on your own. So I dropped out (ugh, it's uni all over again) and allowed my creative brain meats to atrophy.

This state of affairs could not stand! And so I have returned in futuristic 2011 with new accomplices to be faster, better, stronger than before. Maybe.

My heart is nothing more than a pump forged from dead stars.

Don't call me a sidekick, the preferred term is hero support.

I had thought my natural inclinations would steer me into the chrononautic sphere but clearly the hate flows through me and I have turned to the dark SNIDE. Should I try to rectify this situation? Can I be saved? Or is this merely the first step towards supervillainry with volcano lair, minions et al?

Preparations #3
Fitting booth
Head Office
X 20
Righty left
Union Evangelical Church, Hulme

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uk0, mad, halloween, science, psychicpowers, undercover, chrononautic, space, sidekick


posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on August 14th, 2009 6:42 AM

As with all labels, intent and context are all.

If it is factually correct and not used in a derogatory manner I see nothing wrong with it.

To ban terms such as this would be to censor a major component of personal identity.

posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on August 14th, 2009 6:35 AM

You need more complete proof for your praxis or it will get flagged.

Photos are good, videos are better.

posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on August 14th, 2009 6:28 AM

Fuck yeah (bummer reprise)

posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on August 13th, 2009 9:17 AM


posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on August 13th, 2009 6:02 AM

Not freakish, natural.

Bare-footedness is the natural state therefore it is the compressed and deformed shoe wearers of the world with paper thin sole skin that are freakish.

I was born with abnormally wide feet which my parents could not find shoes to fit (without paying extortionate prices for custom made) and as a result I didnt really wear shoes until I started going to school. I have continued go barefoot whenever it is practical, it being much more comfortable.

The toes of my splayed chimp feet do not touch their neighbours at rest although I can bunch them up by clenching like a fist. The 'gaps' between my lower digits elicit revulsion in some - my friend Naomh dislikes feet in general so one of my favourite pranks is to sneak up behind her and grab her ankles between my big and first toes.

I feel a certain queasiness when I see feet that have been habitually squashed into footwear, for me it is the thin end of the wedge that leads to Lily Feet. So there :-P