I spent some time playing with various backronyms and came up with two that I really liked:-
Public Order Litigation Interdicting Criminal Enterprise
(Directly inspired by Constable On Patrol)
Fraternally Recruited Esoteric Engineer (and/or) Magical Architect Simulating Outward Normality
From there the rest was inevitable. POLICE + FREEMASON = NUTTY CONSPIRACY THEORY
/ citizen-denizens of the realm of ASSIAH! / for too long the forces of CONVENTION and CONFORMITY have denied you access to the true nature of reality / they clutch tight to themselves the secrets of the FOUR MYSTIC REALMS and enslave THE PEOPLE within the lie of NORMALITY / the enslavers call themselves F.R.E.E.M.A.S.O.N.s (Fraternally Recruited Esoteric Engineer (and/or) Magical Architect Simulating Outward Normality) / they have no right to hoard magic for themselves and their SECRET MASTERS who hide in their shame / their pawns and unwitting dupes in their malignant and obscene plans is the P.O.L.I.C.E (Public Order Litigation Interdicting Criminal Enterprise) who are taught to OBEY OBEY OBEY and preserve the status quo / they prevent the common folk expanding their conciousness /
The traditional method for nutters
to disseminate their truths to the populace is semi-legible hand written flyer.
My first few attempts, although suitably terrifying, were writ too large to fit my page.
The answer was a style less barking mad and more intensely focused derangement. I replaced standard punctuation (a tool of the conspiracy) with pure and noble zeroes.
The remaining space I filled with a variation on the Discordian Sacred Chao.
I hadn't planned this but it turned out great, especially as it showed up well at a distance in the later documentation photos.
A quick lunchtime excursion took me to an Oxfam
charity shop where I made twenty copies of my inflammatory message and thence to Pound Empire for some kids stickers to attach my flyers to stuff in an extra-creepy manner. Check out the pics for details. The eagle eyed will notice only 17 copies are accounted for - I'll update when I've found good spots for the remainder.