I was taking a drink order from a customer and he ordered a "cuba libre". Not knowing what that was I asked him to explain it to me. Which of course he did, and then told me to ask the bartender about it as well. Later though I asked him where it...

I found myself in a field of many tiny purple flying q-tips. Not questioning why of how I was there (for isn't that the way of dreams), I recall thinking about being very hungry and hoping to stumble across the plain of bouncing pink turkey legs. As ...

I believe that there are things that are much better left unsaid. This comes from my stupid ass mouth getting me into trouble one time too many.

I was sitting at the DMV and found gum under my seat as I gripped it from boredom, yuck!

I had to take a small pox vaccination a little over a year ago so I'm inelligible to give blood for a few more years. Although I have given blood six times before that. Hopefully that counts.

I just called up one of my friends whom I am to meet later today and told him. We aren't really the best of buds though so he was like, "umm, okay, good luck."

Last week I was walking to my car to go to morning class and I managed to see someone step out of their car with some newspapers in hand. As he walked towards my neighbors house I noticed he had dropped his keys on the ground. When I went to tell ...

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I was dining with my friends at the lobster house in my neighborhood and in the process of cleaning out all the guts and entrails from inside of my lobsters I decided to mix them up with my fried rice and some melted butter. Everyone thought it w...

I took a look through my collection of folders containing homework and handouts from my previous semesters of college and wittled down all the things that I no longer need, nore do I think I shall ever reference. Now I have ten nice "semi-shiny, ...