Anti Mayonnaise Prince

I'm a gray-haired rebel-without-a-cause who has a strange love for dynamite and wearing too many belts, but from time to time, I'm also the Mayonnaise Prince. Some days, I'm a tall, handsome, and single **wink wink** redhead, slightly bookish, with a giant hammer and too many love interests.

Most the time, though, I'm a short Asian female with a big stalker-ish camera and too many creepy dolls.

I think I prefer my other personas more.

01/11/2009: University of Aesthematics, I want more from you!

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(no subject) (re: Plasterboard to Gorleston)

posted by Mayonnaise Prince on December 23rd, 2009 1:22 AM

I think that might possibly make it even more difficult.

Considering how it's the pairing of me AND the object that makes it so awkward.

(no subject) (re: Plasterboard to Gorleston)

posted by Mayonnaise Prince on December 19th, 2009 12:15 AM

Does my attempt to complete this task count if the buses actually PASSED ME BY AND DIDN'T STOP FOR ME because of my large and awkward object?

MAYONNAISE. (re: Death Kava)

posted by Mayonnaise Prince on February 6th, 2009 12:55 AM

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

MAYONNAISE.

SO MUCH OF IT.

We did, too, but we put Sea Beer in because we thought people would enjoy that one more. Strange. (re: One Letter Off)

posted by Mayonnaise Prince on January 13th, 2009 11:15 PM

Better than salvaged roadkill.

(no subject) (re: Toy Hacking)

posted by Mayonnaise Prince on January 11th, 2009 8:59 PM

I'm really scared.

I think it's a good thing.