Materals List

One Matted Photo from my stint at Brooks

One Finely crafted letter

Two Flags


There are only a small handful of SFZero players in Fresno, this is always frustrating for me because I can never task with people. That problem alone is the reason many of my tasks are a bit sub-par, I have no one to do them with till now......

Mary Grace has been here on SFZero a few times most notably for her SF Naked and Subtlety. In fact thats the only reason I knew of this rumored other Fresno SFZero player, at first I thought she was an enigma or a joke character made up by some of the SFZero players from SF. But alas we started messaging and exchanged phone numbers, then nothing happened for at least 4 months, until tonight.

Since we have never talked or met in real life I decided to find a place to bury my box for Mary, there was only one problem.... I only know where 3 things are on Fresno State they are: The Library, The Savemart Center, and The Engineering building. So being me I went to go bury my box near the buildings just west of the library. On my way to deliver this epic package I text messaged Mary directions that went something like this....

SFZero task alert!
Mary a task is coming for you at Fresno State in the Next 5 minutes! -Kyle Hamilton

Soon I parked my car in near a parking meter and with flags in hand I proceeded to plant my cargo, now I didn't know this but I was right in front of the dorms at Fresno State (Fresno State has dorms? who knew!) soon after planting my box and marking the area with flags (I decided not to bury a box in the middle of the school because i dislike getting arrested, not being a student at State makes it a little hard to explain what I'm doing)

Right as I was planting the box Mary pops up!

Kyle: Mary?

Mary: Kyle Hamilton?

Kyle: Ahhh Crap your not suppose to see me planting this task

Mary: Ahhh ok you finish planting, i'll go eat dinner

Kyle: Ok sounds like a plan.

2 minutes later

Mary: ummm you want dinner? I can bring a guest

Kyle: ummm sure, I love food.

soon I found myself in a world I had never seen before...real college life, I've always gone to Art School or Community College and wasn't prepared to have my senses rocked is hard, all around me was cafeteria food for the taking! Soon after we acquired our food we met Sam of War Of Escalating Dares fame and talked about SFZero, now the best part of this conversation wasn't that I had found not one BUT two SFZero players in FRESNO, but the look on Sam's girlfriends face when we talked about SFZero, it was the same face MY girlfriend gives me when I talk about SFZero.

All in all I might have fumbled this task up a bit, but in the end it was worth it ooo soooo worth it. You can expect a lot of great things to come out of FN0 in the coming months......I hope