15 + 10 points
We, The Horny by Orange Rose hopes of peace
January 17th, 2007 2:30 PM
http://fresno.craigslist.org/cas/264234819.html
So, here's my "casual encounter" desire. If the link is gone, here's the text of the request:
Make your move - w4m - 18
I see you, you see me. Walking down the dorm hallway. Make your move, please. You know those spots, where there used to be pay phones. Right there, make your move. I'll be wearing a skirt. Make eye contact, I'll nod, and you'll pull me in to the "sex nook" for some wild, passionate sex. You know who you are.
Location: Sex nook, your hall
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Do I get any extra points for getting a real response? I just got this e-mail....
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Gabriel 559 *** **** i'm here lookin for fun i'm straight up well i'm here to hook and het laid if you are lookin for the same let me know i also got money so wuts up
And another reply this morning:
I would love to chat with you. my phone numbers are 559 ***-**** i work in the bay area but i am also opening a shop in the madera area that is the reason for the two numbers or you can e-mail me at "myemail@place.com" or you can im me at "dontbother@somewhere.com" which ever you like.
THX!
James
And another one simply too creepy to repeat. Methinks the actual craigslist post should go away right about now. I definitely do NOT dream about offers from random strangers.
So, here's my "casual encounter" desire. If the link is gone, here's the text of the request:
Make your move - w4m - 18
I see you, you see me. Walking down the dorm hallway. Make your move, please. You know those spots, where there used to be pay phones. Right there, make your move. I'll be wearing a skirt. Make eye contact, I'll nod, and you'll pull me in to the "sex nook" for some wild, passionate sex. You know who you are.
Location: Sex nook, your hall
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Do I get any extra points for getting a real response? I just got this e-mail....
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Gabriel 559 *** **** i'm here lookin for fun i'm straight up well i'm here to hook and het laid if you are lookin for the same let me know i also got money so wuts up
And another reply this morning:
I would love to chat with you. my phone numbers are 559 ***-**** i work in the bay area but i am also opening a shop in the madera area that is the reason for the two numbers or you can e-mail me at "myemail@place.com" or you can im me at "dontbother@somewhere.com" which ever you like.
THX!
James
And another one simply too creepy to repeat. Methinks the actual craigslist post should go away right about now. I definitely do NOT dream about offers from random strangers.
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posted by W F on January 18th, 2007 9:17 AM
Damn, if only I were a woman... this dude sounds like a real catch:
i'm here to hook and het laid if you are lookin for the same let me know i also got money so wuts up
posted by Britt ++ on January 18th, 2007 11:25 PM
VOTE FOR BEING (apparently) SERIOUS