William Vervalsing / Texts
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I will laugh for hours every time I see Nyquil for the remainder of my many lives...
I'm gonna go listen to the Doors.
Yes actually, it made very big bubbles, and not as many as usual.
First of all, you didn't finish the sentence.
Irony (according to Webster's English dictionary) simply means the opposite of what was believed to be true is true, and I believed that having time seem faster would make days seem shorter, but the opposite was true, as I said in the part of the sentence you left out. I think perhaps you read the sentence differently than I intended it to be read.
I'm not saying that I'm right and you're wrong, just that there was a misunderstanding. Agreed, or am I still wrong? You might have a better understanding of the English language than I do, and if so, I'd love to hear your opinion.
I never have owned and never will own an electric kettle. It's blasphemy, a disgrace to tea totalers everywhere. When I dominate the world, electric kettles will be the first things to go! Then will be SUVs and Spam (of the canned variety).
And thank you Ben, I love to hear about my pictures.
By the way, no tea can so much as hold a candle to Yerba Matte with freshly squeezed lemon juice. I mean REALLY.
Number Four was actually "Delimitation of Urination", but "Not free to Pee" works too, and number Six was supposed to be "Needy Graffiti". All guesses are valid though.
Not bad... Not all what I had in mind, but they work.
And actually, the first one was "Unfocused Crocus", good guess though.
I did this on all of the garbage cans of a BC ferry, but I didn't have my camera with me at the time, so there's no documentation. I actually live in Vancouver, so you might not see them if you're living in San Fransisco, but I'll let you know anyways.
Yeah, I'm very glad I didn't get caught. My teacher is an unpleasant person to deal with when she's angry (or at any other time for that matter).
And blowing bubbles should be a mandatory part of every businessman's career.