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Mini-Monomyth by Black MegaBee

November 8th, 2007 9:03 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Write a story based around the Monomyth. Make it as short as possible while still incorporating as many elements of the Monomyth as you can.

"Go."
"No."
"Suffer."
"Ow!"
"Go."
"Okay."
"Fork."
"What?"
"Magic."
"Okay."

Goes.

"Grr!"
"Beast!"
"Grr!"
*fork!*
*bleed*
"Ew."
"Wash."
"What?"
"Magic."
"Okay."

Washes.

"Hello."
"Woman!"
"Yes."
"Hot."
"Flee."
"What?"
"Evil."
"Okay."

Flees.

"Fly."
"What?"
"Blood."
"Yes."
"Woman."
"Ah!"

Flies.

"Sagat."
"WHAT!?"
"Fight!"
*uppercut*
"Beans."
"Really?"
"Magic."
"Okay."

Swipes.

Flies.

Plants.

"DANCE!"

The end.

18 vote(s)

5

Darkaardvark

 5

Stu

 5

Malaysian Eddy

 5

The Revolutionary

 5

GYØ Jordan

 5

Bex.

 5

Burn Unit

 5

Jellybean of Thark

 5

The Vixen

 5

Meta tron

 5

Lincøln

 5

Cthulhu Kitty

 5

anna one

 5

Herbie Hatman

 5

Doctor Cello

 5

teucer

 5

Ben Yamiin

 5

Pyrtolin


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10 comment(s)

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posted by Darkaardvark on November 8th, 2007 9:20 PM

Probably the closest to the original intent of the task yet.

Well done.

(no subject)
posted by Stu on November 8th, 2007 9:45 PM

Nicely done!

(no subject)
posted by Stu on November 8th, 2007 9:46 PM

I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS IS. MMDQ. Mini-Monomyth Done Quick. You rock.

OoOooops…
posted by Blue on November 8th, 2007 10:25 PM

I just accidentaly voted as Eddy… If I vote later that's her!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 9th, 2007 10:49 AM

SPAR! I'll take that vote now please!

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on November 9th, 2007 10:55 AM

This is stupendous. Canadian Vote for you!!

My favorite:

"Hello."
"Woman!"
"Yes."
"Hot."
"Flee."
"What?"
"Evil."
"Okay."

but what we really want to know....
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on November 10th, 2007 3:28 AM

is did you compose this naked?

(no subject)
posted by Black MegaBee on November 10th, 2007 6:04 AM

Thanks, all!

@Cthuhlu Kitty: It was cold, and I was sick, so I was wearing a bathrobe. I was weak, I know.

(no subject)
posted by Doctor Cello on November 25th, 2007 6:06 PM

I vote for the sole reason that I think I spot a Street Fighter reference in there.

If not, then... well, it was awesome anyways.

(no subject)
posted by Black MegaBee on November 25th, 2007 6:40 PM

@Doctor Frankenollie: You do, indeed!