I met with Mouse in a dark garden tea party in the basement of a bar in trendy Clerkenwell on Saturday night. In the midst of the cake, crickets and creepers we made our silent exchange sat back to back on a sofa passing Mouse's camera back and forth over our heads.
I'll describe the Conversphotosation as it went for me.

(Mouse: I have added what i thought we were saying in the conversphotosation in brackets)

Mouse: Meta?
(Mouse: Erm.. Hello)

Meta: Hello Mouse!
(Meta: Hello!)

Mouse: Good to see you.
(Mouse: Wow, nice teeth!)

Meta: I want a word with you...
(Meta: You're in big trouble!)

Mouse: eek
(Mouse: Uh oh.)

Meta: wanna drink?
(Meta: First, would you like a drink?)

Mouse: could do.
(Mouse: Sure sounds great, are you paying?)

Meta: Maybe later then.
(Meta: You must be taller than this to drink here)

Mouse: Hmmm.
(Mouse: I see..)

Meta: Oh look! My boyfriend is here!
(Meta: Oh look, a very tall man has arrived, look at him!)

Mouse: Err...hello
(Mouse: Hi there very tall man!)

Meta: Mouse, meet Big Dave.
(Tallman: A pleasure to meet you sir!)

Mouse: Nice to meet you Big Dave.
(Mouse: Well howdy there!)

Meta: Would you care for a jam tart old boy?
(Meta: Tart?)

Mouse: Don't mind if I do.
(Mouse: Of course, I always fancy a tart)

Meta: Good show.
(Meta: Theyre very good, I made them myself)

Mouse: amnhmn
(Mouse: I see, how interesting!)

Meta: dear lord!
(Meta: Oh god no you're not meant to eat it)

Mouse: ..mhnpf...ryumpmf...
(Mouse: ..mhnpf...ryumpmf...)

Meta: Umm. That's a little bit gross Mouse
(Meta: Have I got foliage growing out of my head?)

Mouse: *burp*
(Mouse: Oh dear, i think ive been poisoned)

Meta: Err, yeah I think I'm going to go talk to to someone over there for a while now
(Meta: If you're going to be sick, the toilets are over there)

Mouse: Wha...?
(Mouse: No no ill be fine, just need a second to recover)

Meta: Good bye (weirdo jam tart gobbler)
(Scary evil hand of doom: Im going to get you!)

Mouse: Huh! Where'd Meta go? Was it something i said?!
(Mouse: Someones creeping up on me.. oh dear lord.. please dont kill me, im sorry i ate the tart... Noooooo..)