When i first set out on this task, i was naive to the homonyms that surround us. "Piffle!" i thought, i shall tame these homonyms and harness their juicy powers, and so i set about it.

My first stop was to acquire a proper definition of a homonym in order to sort out what was legal in the rules. Unfortunately the proper definitions of these things do not quite match. Some saying it had to be spelled the same, some saying it didnt. Then there came the murky territory of homophones and homographs. So to bypass all of this, worried my brain may start working, i decided to choose the one that allowed me the most possibilities: "One of two or more words that have the same sound and often the same spelling but differ in meaning"

Second stop was to come up with some cracking homonyms. It was around this point that the homonym craze began to take me over, everything i looked at i would mull over in my mind and try to construe some other meaning for the word, my best being "socket and a sock kit". After a long night of this wordplay mania i retired to bed at around breakfast time, with a list by my pillow.

The next step was to actually go out and catch these wild homonyms.

By the end of the task, romping around in Richmond park, i was consumed by homonyms, i couldnt stop finding them and trying to photograph them. I knew i had to stop when a young buck appeared out of the bracken behind me a few metres away, stared at me in an evil manner, and my first reaction was "Why didnt i bring a US dollar!". A much safer reaction would have been "Oh dear, i should probably get out of here, he looks kind of angry that ive been annoying his lady friends with some bread based ingredients."