15 + 50 points

Alphabet Soup by Ziggy C.

April 25th, 2007 11:01 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Write a paragraph that contains a word starting with every letter of the alphabet, in order. You may start from any letter. Additional points awarded for illustrations, visual proof, etc.

Example: "Devilish Equivalenz forces gave him inexplicable jaundice..."

A bastard cat dastardly emerged from Gonzalez' heavy icebox. "Jeepers! Kittens lace my nighttime orange pop!" Quickly running somewhere tremendously unreachable, vile Willy Xanderstein yuks zanily and blissfully consumes drinks. Even fair Gonzales hates insidious, joking kittens.