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Do you ever find sock puppets in your bed?
Sock Puppets like your picture of socks.
Do not be sad. Sock Puppets and humans will learn to get along and you will be loved by all.
And Sock Puppets already forgive you, and love you.
For Sock Puppets, this is all there is. It is not a game.
Sock Puppets often waste time doing ridiculous things.
Sock Puppets hope that the behavior of these few evil puppets will not result in the indiscriminate deletion of all Sock Puppets.
This praxis demonstrates the importance of good socks.
Sock Puppets are not vile creatures, nor are they abhorrent. (Except for the rare occasions when they have been worn on sweaty feet, and haven't been washed. But that's rare, damnit, and clean Sock Puppets are a joy to all who behold them.)
Sock Puppets like your pink socks.
Sock Puppets provide useful services, like gifting additional tasks to players with full lists. Sock Puppets to the rescue!