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Universe Delivery System by TheMuse Sassalot, pink
May 25th, 2007 3:12 PM
The Universe Revolves Around You.
Ever have one of those friends with that annoying Eyore complex? Someone who has the self confidence of Neil from the Young Ones, who needs constant reassurance that the world does not see them as useless pile of goat vomit?
For handling such situations, nothing beats an out-and-out white lie. However, for those moments when your tolerance for your “woe-is-me” friend has reached its breaking point, this is the perfect substitution. Simply put your friends into the magical transportation portal and they will instantly find themselves in a world where everyone loves and adores them.
It also makes a good mirror for those who suffer from the opposite affliction – clinical narcissism!
Either way, this universe is guaranteed to give its viewer that shiny happy feeling one usually only gets after winning a spelling bee.
This project was made in one day, totally on the sly while we should have been doing loads of work.
Ever have one of those friends with that annoying Eyore complex? Someone who has the self confidence of Neil from the Young Ones, who needs constant reassurance that the world does not see them as useless pile of goat vomit?
For handling such situations, nothing beats an out-and-out white lie. However, for those moments when your tolerance for your “woe-is-me” friend has reached its breaking point, this is the perfect substitution. Simply put your friends into the magical transportation portal and they will instantly find themselves in a world where everyone loves and adores them.
It also makes a good mirror for those who suffer from the opposite affliction – clinical narcissism!
Either way, this universe is guaranteed to give its viewer that shiny happy feeling one usually only gets after winning a spelling bee.
This project was made in one day, totally on the sly while we should have been doing loads of work.
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posted by TheMuse Sassalot on May 25th, 2007 3:41 PM
In what other universe could Gary Coleman and Larry Harvey exist together in peace and tender joy!?!?
posted by Cateyes Sassalot on May 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
I want YOUR job LOL
Maybe that'll be my alternate universe...hmmmm
MY WORLD IS STILL BETTER AWW GOD NO>>>>
[that was when my name was uRbin]