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Thain Stormbringer
Level 1: 15 points
Alltime Score: 1134 points
Last Logged In: March 11th, 2011
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: The Releasers TEAM: New Haven Defense Force TEAM: ARKHAMZERO TEAM: N0RD TEAM: LØVE


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85 + 85 points

Human Seed by Thain Stormbringer, Frostbeard, Jotun One

February 1st, 2008 2:05 PM / Location: 42.353372,-72.04528

INSTRUCTIONS: Bury yourself in a public place such that only your head is showing.

TS: So this is one of the tasks that is actually easier in the frozen north of Arkham. We had talked about doing this earlier in the day, but by the time we finished our Knattleikr game we were in no shape for anything (see my upcoming praxis for Time (And Medical Attention) Heals All Wounds). Once we had spent several hours resting and playing a series of board games, we headed out to have the traditional post-Knattleikr bonfire. Hail Odin! After the fire was blazing, I decided that it was burying o'clock. I ran back to the house, grabbed a couple snow shovels and threw on some warmer clothes. When I got back to the fire, Frostbead, Jotun One and a few others gathered around and gleefully began covering me in snow.
Once I had been buried to the neck and the non-SF0 folks had a chance to laugh at my foolishness, it was time for the other two to have their turn. Frostbeard's burial when pretty smoothly, but by the time we got to Jotun's "opportunity" for burial, the fire had died down and we had mischief in our hearts. I'm still not sure who came up with the idea, but after he had been buried to his neck (and then some) we decided that he also needed to be buried in hot coals. Amazingly, Jotun agreed to this foolishness (I think some of the snow had gotten into his brain case). While Frostbeard ran back to my parents house to get an ash bucket, I used the heat-proof gloves to place a large flaming log onto Jotun's snow covered chest. Frostbeard eventually returned with the ash bucket and proceeded to pour several loads of coals from the now smoldering fire across the full expanse of Jotun's buried body. Several minutes of laughter and photo snapping followed, before Jotun bellowed and jumped out of his coffin of snow and fire in one panicked movement. Since the original plan had been just to drape his chest in a blanket of coals, I guess people were a bit negligent in reinforcing his legs with snow. As one might have expected, the coals melted through the weakest point in the snow shield and started to do the same with his pants. After a very entertaining display of rolling around in the snow, Jotun proved to be free of any serious injury.

To recap: Being buried in snow = fun. Burying your friends in hot coals = way more fun.


FB: Definitely have to agree with the above. Burying your friends in hot coals is pretty awesome. Basically, have much the same


JO: Honor to Niflheim! Our descents into our freeze cocoons went well. As Thain mentioned, the help was glad to be of service. You might say "no" to being buried in something, but when do you really say "no" to doing the burying? Also, when should you say "no" to the fiery logs and hot coals being dumped on you as well? I clearly don't have a clue as to when, but I do know when the Bungle Brigade forgets to adequately stock up on snow around your legs. I surely do know that. It's about the same time that the white hot pain appears like a lateral tetris block dropped across your quads. Thankfully, fool hardy as we all are, we kept snow around on the ground, and not just more fire.

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It all started with burning things...
Thain was the first to go under
Almost buried
Nice, cold pillow
He looks so proud
One man buried, two to go
The beast emerges
Filling the space that Thain left
My funerary mound
Aweful
Side shot
Definitely looks dubious
The Giant Moves In
Burial Face
Snow Dump
I Think They Were Covering His Face On Purpose
Giant Near The Fire
Looking Down The Body
First Log
The Fireside Chat
Smoky
Ash Bucket
Down to the legs
Smoldering away
Pouring the coals
The Burning
The Aftermath

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posted by GYØ Ben on February 1st, 2008 2:33 PM

Hehehehehe.

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posted by Burn Unit on February 1st, 2008 3:24 PM

Okay, the steady trajectory of this gang of vikings bestirs my nordic heart and I endorse it happily (I don't do the actual pagan thing as much, but I'm a well known appreciator of differences!)

Also fire.

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posted by Thain Stormbringer on February 1st, 2008 6:42 PM

Thanks BU. We don't do the actual pagan thing either (don't tell Odin you heard me say that). I have loved being part of SF0 for the short time I have been playing, and I look forward to the tasks yet to come.

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posted by rongo rongo on February 1st, 2008 8:37 PM

Yikes! Fire and Ice. You all are stunning.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on February 1st, 2008 9:09 PM

That is such a Viking thing to do! My Danish Ancestors are applauding all y'all.

Funny, I never thought much about Massachusetts as particularly Nordic. Minnesota, yes, but Mass, not so much. Am I missing something (having not traveled much of the east or south at all). I also never much thought about the intersection between Cthulhu and Viking mythos. But Vikings in Arkham... Hmmm....

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 2nd, 2008 4:23 AM

Holy Toledo...

Real Vikings. Real and true, completely bad-ass vikings.

Are you seeing this, Lincoln? Maybe they'll help us defend against the robots when the time comes.

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posted by Lincøln on February 2nd, 2008 7:26 AM

I have been paying real close attention to Frostbeard, Thain, and Jotun One for some time now. They train for battle daily. They will be strong allies. They also seem to have no fear, nor any love for robots.

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posted by Jotun One on February 2nd, 2008 10:53 AM

The closest thing to fear I know is not getting the chance to vanquish metallic robot foes! Cordon and Lincoln Jotun One will stand by thy side. Victory shower us all!

It is good and just to have formidable allies and a formidable foe.

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posted by teucer on February 2nd, 2008 11:01 AM

One of the things I'm loving about the new era is how so many people are doing things in a way that really shoes off a personal trajectory of desire. I'm reminded of how Frostbeard in particular did Biome last era, but this time the trajectories are not necessarily group-related.

So, vote partly because I want to see more Viking Zero completions.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 2nd, 2008 11:13 AM

Thank you, good Doktor.

Yes, exactly:

VIKING ZERO!

Viking Zero for the win!

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posted by mkII Robot on February 2nd, 2008 11:15 AM

FOE?

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posted by Frostbeard on February 3rd, 2008 11:05 PM

Robots? What have these...so-called robots done to deserve your ire? If they are weak things that present no challenge, or the reason for slaying them is trivial, then there is shame in this. Only honorable battles will see us to the side of our Gods during the Ragnarok. And Dr. Harmon, i appreciate your notice of the work of this, and the past era.

Cold?
posted by GYØ Ether on February 12th, 2008 5:37 AM

You must have very thick skin

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posted by Frostbeard on February 12th, 2008 10:01 PM

Well, we are fashioned after the Norse after all. Plus, the familiarity with New England winters all of our lives has helped.