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Where's Oakland again?
Well you know I am actually from a small village in the county of Essex in the south east of England, actually you probably don't know that but it's true.
But, we use the word pretired all the time and I think that it might even be found in the Magna Carta. I am actually feeling fairly pretired now, after drinking brandy before 7pm.
Thank you for using Laura Ashley wrapping paper. I think it added an extra bit of class to the task!
That flower really sets your eyes off well. How was your wedding night? Everything you dreamt of I hope.
Well no wedding night consummation is adequate with out that particular item. My dress is in tatters on my floor. I wonder if that happens to all brides.
Ah, I thought it was downtown and so managed to wander into the tenderloin.
So glad my gum came in handy for you. I need details please.
You could probably just bare the wire sheathing down to the copper wire, twist the two ends back together and tape with electrical tape, or use those handy wire connectors.
I usually tell people that I am part of an online cult.