25 + 50 points
Ransom by avidd opolis
June 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM
Rubin Starset made the unfortunate error of leaving his bag of nuts at the gallery after an event.
I sent him this ransom note:
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You left your nuts at the gallery thursday night. Big Mistake.
Now I have your Nuts in a Vice
If you do not meet my demands I shall crush your nuts beneath my feet.
I will bite your nuts in half with my teeth
I will roast your nutsack over an open flame
Looks unpleasant, don't it?
I am so very serious. Transfer 10 points into my sf0 account by Tuesday
or kiss your nuts goodbye!
Your pal,
Avidd Opolis.
I sent him this ransom note:
***********************************************************
You left your nuts at the gallery thursday night. Big Mistake.
Now I have your Nuts in a Vice
If you do not meet my demands I shall crush your nuts beneath my feet.
I will bite your nuts in half with my teeth
I will roast your nutsack over an open flame
Looks unpleasant, don't it?
I am so very serious. Transfer 10 points into my sf0 account by Tuesday
or kiss your nuts goodbye!
Your pal,
Avidd Opolis.
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posted by avidd opolis on June 3rd, 2006 7:39 PM
>> I was sharing my nuts with you and everyone else at the gallery!
They must be pretty sore!
posted by Devil Duck on December 16th, 2007 3:37 AM
i did not mean to flag... can this be undone?
Bastard! I was sharing my nuts with you and everyone else at the gallery! My poor nuts!