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What is advertising? by Bex., Scarlett

June 20th, 2007 12:02 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Answer the question: what is advertising?

All completions of this task, except for one, will be disapproved.

Advertising is getting you to be so titilated that you'll buy what i'm selling or do what i ask you to.
To wit:
I am a henna artist/SF0 stuntress.
If you pick my praxis, I'll:
1.) Show you more hot pix of my work (Thanks to Scarlett's collaboration in modelling her beautiful back)!
2.) Or give you a free tattoo of any image you can think of (second one half off)!
3.) Or complete the SF0 Memorabilia task and give you some of the goods.

- smaller

You know you want to pick me.

You know you want to pick me.

Advertising is telling you something enough that you believe me. You know you want it. PIck me.



21 vote(s)



Terms

tattoo, advertising, naked, advert, boobies

36 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on June 20th, 2007 1:00 PM

Free Tattoos!?! Hooray!! You have made me feel like a bit of a perv for voting on this one, which I am not, but your advertising is successful. Who doesn't want to have wings...

(no subject) +1
posted by Sean Mahan on June 20th, 2007 2:38 PM

You're in SF, right? Clearly, the initial chasers for Journey to the End of the Night need to sport Mike Tyson's face tattoo

Damn!
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on June 20th, 2007 5:32 PM

Competition! Well, I have a pretty hot tattoo on my upper upper inner thigh (yes, it hurt a lot)... Seeing as how you brought out the big guns (as it were) I just may have to up the ante...

Pick my completion of this task for pics of the strategically placed pretty purple shark!

You know you want to!

Yup.
posted by Bex. on June 20th, 2007 6:00 PM

I'm in SF, with henna and titilating titty pix a-ready :)
I could do that mike tyson tat for those journiers like nobody's business!*

(*for best results, get the tats a couple of days before the show)

(no subject)
posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on June 20th, 2007 7:22 PM

voo! thuse-a ere sume feene-a feene-a henna. nu neked henna vhere-a i cume-a frum. vhee-a neked henna tettuu medness!

yuoo geefe-a me tettuu i geefe-a yuoo feeshceke. oor is it i kneeffe-a yuoor fece!

BORK

titillated
posted by Blue on June 20th, 2007 7:36 PM

I'm totally titillated…
I'll take 2 or 3 please.

BOOBIES! +1
posted by Mantooth on June 20th, 2007 9:59 PM

BOOBIES!

Progress +3
posted by Saul Z on June 20th, 2007 11:07 PM

Frontal nudity on SF0! Congratulations everyone, I think we've officially moved out of Beta!

(no subject)
posted by avidd opolis on June 21st, 2007 2:39 PM

i can't vote for this one. although being exploited by advertising is often enjoyable, i must resist being exploited by anyone but myself.

My advertising is winking at you and wants to sit on your lap...
posted by Bex. on June 21st, 2007 4:45 PM

Not exploited; seduced. And charmed. :)

(no subject) +1
posted by Scarlett on July 3rd, 2007 2:17 PM

I miss my wings...I haven't been able to flit or flutter about for ages!

Question +1
posted by The Vixen on July 16th, 2007 11:56 AM

Do you do traditional mehndi? I would totally be down to get my hands done, not that there's any occasion or anything... Let me know.

Sure do...
posted by Bex. on July 16th, 2007 12:13 PM

I love to do the traditional mehndi, but i tend to add a modern-traditional style. You'll like it, i promise...
Kya aap hindustani to hain?

RE: Sure do... +1
posted by The Vixen on July 16th, 2007 3:46 PM

I'm actually half Punjabi, half British/White. I don't really understand much hindi but I can understand Punjabi for the most part (my Dad speaks both). I'd reply in Hindi but my dictionary (little sister) isn't accessible at the moment, haha. I'll email you my number and maybe we can meet up and do some mehndi!

achcha!
posted by Bex. on July 16th, 2007 3:52 PM

fun!

:)
posted by ocho x on July 18th, 2007 2:35 PM

good work! linda!

(no subject)
posted by [Insert Better Name Here] on August 4th, 2007 9:49 AM

Thank you for voting on my comic...i spent ages on that.
Here...you can have a vote.

shucks...
posted by Bex. on August 4th, 2007 10:39 PM

awe, you don't have to do that, i voted for your comic because it rocked, no return necessary!

I'll take a tattoo. +1
posted by The Villain on August 10th, 2007 7:11 AM

We'll settle this when I am in SF next.

(no subject)
posted by Scarlett on September 4th, 2007 3:55 PM

To set the record straight: the boobies pictured above are not mine. Just the wingies.

(no subject)
posted by Bex. on September 5th, 2007 3:24 AM

But i will tat your boobies, if you want.
I'm just sayin'.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 6th, 2007 11:54 AM

You know, this is the first time I've spied this completion?

I wanna mendhi!

Vote for furthering the cause of nudity
posted by Charlie Fish on October 7th, 2007 12:39 PM

If you get more votes, do we get more pics?

:)

Dear god! I used to be a feminism major! Boobies win every time.
posted by Bex. on October 7th, 2007 12:46 PM

Perhaps, I have a few more, but I really need more boobie models. Anyone? Schallako? Wanna show off those Hills some more?
I wonder what it would take to get some Vixen Voluptousity on here?

Dear god, what have i become?

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on October 7th, 2007 12:49 PM

Vixen Voluptuosity, huh? And what would that entail? I've been doing a decent job covering up since I started, wouldn't want to end my modesty streak :) And piggy underwear doesn't count.

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on October 7th, 2007 1:07 PM

I want a big henna tattoo over my entire head

(wish I had boobies for you)

(no subject)
posted by Bex. on October 7th, 2007 1:54 PM

Dude, Vixen, you're gettin' it.
Lincoln, you'll have to come back out here!

And for anyone interested in reconciling thier feminism with this objectification. Check out John Bergers' disscussion about the difference between nudity and nakedness.

You've been posting links to this completion all over SF0, and yet... +1
posted by Charlie Fish on October 8th, 2007 8:42 AM

My naked butt has more votes than your naked bazookas.

Ha!

(no subject)
posted by JTony Loves Brains on October 8th, 2007 8:10 PM

Am I missing something, or has the question of whose boobies they actually are been asked and answered? Or is it obvious or something?

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on October 8th, 2007 8:22 PM

They belong to an unnamed model. Clarification: it isn't Scarlett.

(no subject)
posted by Caroline The Curly on November 16th, 2007 9:23 PM

hehehehe would love to bex, maybe next spring, I'll be a booby model for you. btw, amazing amazing amazing work. I want wings!!! lol those are soo cool. bex, this just confirms it again, your amazing!

tit(s) for tat(s)? +1
posted by Scarlett on March 24th, 2008 4:28 PM

Bex. I was looking at this for old times' sake, and it occurs to me: boobie tats in August?? If you have time, maybe boobie tats AND wingies so I can flutter back to Rome?

Titty tat! August! Visit! Old times!
posted by Bex. on March 24th, 2008 11:15 PM

Yay!!!

Yay history! +1
posted by Lincøln on June 7th, 2011 11:22 AM

This is an interesting comment thread to read in 2011.
In this thread:
1) Sean doesn't know who Bex is or what city she lives in.
2) YellowBear also doesn't know who she is, and tries to convince her he's not a perv for voting.
3) This is the first time The Vixen contacts Bex. And the reason is for tattoos.
4) Also according to Saul Z this is the first instance of frontal nudity on SFØ.
5) Many many other bits of awesome. Including Charlie Fish promoting his ass.
6) I still haven't gotten my head tattoo yet.

Memory lane...
posted by Bex. on June 7th, 2011 12:59 PM

1-5.) Awww... sweet beginnings...

6.) Yeah, I totally owe ya, come on over!

* Also, this is the task that stirred up my duel with The Villain

(no subject) +1
posted by Lincøln on June 7th, 2011 3:34 PM

6) I'll be up there this weekend.

* Yes, yes it is. One of my favorite things ever to happen on the SFØs.