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this takes me back....
@ waldo: updates to come, including pics of an uninhibited disco dancer with crazy boobs that replaced our x-treme skater sometime in the night!
we've been fretting over the eraser issue too. it's been raining, and we didn't want to leave anything for fear it would just get wet and moldy, but i think the answer just hit me...
this is really good. and you look great in horns :)
says the creator of this task:
gimme a break!
vote.
have i got a trick for you guys...
put a little dish soap in the water mote. it lessens the surface tension of the water so the ants fall right through to a watery grave :)
hmm, maybe that's just another science project.
damn the untenable nature of the internet! the craigslist post said:
you hate expensive produce and shopping in emeryville
girl in a red coat that gave me the cutest note ever on the bart tonight. you are adorable! i'm gay, as you may have guessed by the shoes, but i haven't been able to wipe the goofy smile off my face all night. get together for a drink?
and the epilogue:
i emailed gay shoes and told him that i would take him up on that drink if he was serious, but for whatever reason (and i can think of about a thousand that i would have come up if *i* were in his gay shoes!) he never wrote back :)
luckily, at some point not too long after this was posted, i got around to developing a crush on a real person who liked me back and now i never get stood up and i don't even have to pass notes to gay men on the train!
whether by plane, train, or saab, you will see me in chicago on the 19th.
only slightly late—you made it under the cusp of magic wire, and i've always identified as a cancer anyway :)
and thank you, sean mahan.