45 + 46 points
Campaign of Misinformation by Skünk Bandyt, curious george foreman
June 15th, 2011 10:25 PM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
June/16/11
Dear Customer,
We have recently detected unsafe levels of sea-monkey infestation in our water supply. We temporarily advise customers to immediately cease consuming unboiled tap water. While our water presents no immediate risk if used for washing or cleaning we must strongly advise against unfiltered consumption. We would like to assure you that we are working as fast as possible to rectify the situation; water safety is our number one priority. You will be notified as soon as the rate of sea-monkey contamination is brought to a safe level (less than 560 monkeys per milliliter as determined by the federal SMC index). Thank you so much for your cooperation.
Our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience,
Ms. Angela Bright
EBMUD Water Supply Improvements Division
476 Eleventh Street-MS 408
Oakland, CA 94609-4230
June/16/11
Dear Customer,
We have recently detected unsafe levels of sea-monkey infestation in our water supply. We temporarily advise customers to immediately cease consuming unboiled tap water. While our water presents no immediate risk if used for washing or cleaning we must strongly advise against unfiltered consumption. We would like to assure you that we are working as fast as possible to rectify the situation; water safety is our number one priority. You will be notified as soon as the rate of sea-monkey contamination is brought to a safe level (less than 560 monkeys per milliliter as determined by the federal SMC index). Thank you so much for your cooperation.
Our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience,
Ms. Angela Bright
EBMUD Water Supply Improvements Division
476 Eleventh Street-MS 408
Oakland, CA 94609-4230
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posted by curious george foreman on June 15th, 2011 10:33 PM
We put them up on public utility stuff and transportation mainly.
posted by Mayor of Claycord on June 19th, 2011 9:05 PM
NOW THEY WILL BE COMPLACENT WHEN THE REAL SEA-MONKEY INFESTATIONS HAPPEN.
HOW MANY LIVES WILL BE LOST BECAUSE OF YOUR TASKING?
Are the announcements put up somewhere in relation to the water sources?