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death to-a yerr moom!
ve veell coot zee fece-a ooff vhumsuefer mekes-a me intungeeble. und i veell coot zee fece ooff yuoor muzeer tuu!
"There is nothing in this world that won't be made better by bacon..."
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misce stultitiam consiliis brevem,
dulce est desipere in loco.
yesss, thet's horece-a. in my-a lungooege zee vurk ves trunsleted quooeete-a neecely by a mr. hurty flurty cherles vreeght:
"Sereeuoosly, noo, poot ooffff ell thuooght ooff cust und dellyeeng,
Remember deeth's derk boorneeng, und vheele-a zeere's steell teeme-a,
Meex up yuoor veese-a veys veet a beet ooff fully;
A leettle-a fuuleeshness is sumeteemes sveet.”
Gooroos ve-a ere-a veet kneefes tu coot yuoo up, poonk ess!
cheeffffff iets meets boot he-a leekes yuoor breed tuu.
you borking cheater you.