www.randomalaskanteens.com

It all started here at randomalaskanteens.com. Actually, it started when a friend told me about making randomalaskanteens.com. It's an entertaining (check them out) podcast website that he and some other guys from my rival high school made and were publisizing. I listened to their first podcast and one of the boys, Pyrofox, gave out enough personal information that I could easily track him down. When I had his last name, which was right on his chest in a picture I found, I looked it up in the public archives and found his home address. I stalked him because I thought it would be a very funny way to make a friend. I've just been passing him letters through a mutual friend so far. He actually seems like a really nice guy and doesn't mind my stalking him. Unfortunatly I lost contact over the holidays and decided to give him a present, mostly to prove I actually know where he lives.

matsu site and jake

See? Creepy! He calls me "stalker girl" in two of the podcasts.

the cow

So, I went present shopping. First thing I liked was a stuffed cow that was ingeinusly made to look pleasing. Since I don't have some pics... have pretty good drawing of it.

super ballon!

The cow did not seem like enough on its own, a wandering child could have left it there at his house. So, I desided a ballon would be just the right compliment to it. It didn't take long to see clearly which ballon was the very best!

my art

I was very happy. My two fellow players (that would have been collaberators if they had actually done anything) liked the idea too, took pictures and agreed we'd split the cost. I was looking forward to it. Little did I know that I'd be donating on my own.

The Stalker Note

After almost a week of saying, "Ok kids, lets go today!" I worried that the ballon would lose it's helium and I'd be left in failure. So, I struck out on my own to present my present. I had to sign it Secret Admirer instead of Stalker Girl in case his mum found it before he got home.

Completion

He lives on a huge icey hill. It was like aproaching a fortress of doom on a mountain to get up to his house. Once I was there I placed the gift in blitzkreig fasion and ran for it. Special thanks to my benevolent mother for taking this picture for me.