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Trespassing the Future by Cookie, Fiona

December 22nd, 2008 10:37 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to a place you will not be able to go to in 10 years; for instance, a place under development that will never be the same again.

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The Secret Village


"Slip sliding away.."




Well, we chose somewhere that definitely wasn't going to be the same in ten years. Sadly, there has been some changes since I last went there too, about a year ago. We'll get to that in a minute...

It is hard to describe in words how unbelievably odd and cool this place is, and photo's don't really do it justice. I will try and explain: The Isle of Wight is slowly falling into the sea, I think that is what Islands do. The south coast does it in a particularly spectacular fashion. There is this area called 'The Undercliff' which is geologically peculiar because it has a cliff over it, then some lucious, hilly, tree covered land, then another cliff below with a precipitous drop to the sea. Most of it is quite unstable.

The Victorians, in their infinite wisdom, thought 'ooh, what a lovely landslide (the clues in the word 'landslide' people), how scenic, let us build expensive villas and cute little ornate cottages there'.
As you can imagine, it all went a bit wrong.

The Undercliff Road used to run all the way along the coast of the island and it was narrow and quirky with dry-stone walls either side, designed for horse and cart rather than cars, although some of the surviving bits are now used as regular roads. But two long sections have completely disappeared, slid into the sea, isolating a tiny piece of road and a few buildings. When I say isolating, I mean that from one end it is impossible to approach them at all and from the other you have to negotiate a narrow muddy path which is constantly shifting its way through new slides and collapses. The place has basically fallen off the map. Most people I have spoken to are not aware that there is anything there at all, as there is no official footpath going there and it has a steep cliff above and below it.

Until recently there have actually been people living down there. There are several small buildings and caravans as there was a holiday camp, and one grand old stone house. I have been visiting once every year or two for most of my life, watching bits falling into the sea. The little homes were really well looked after. Fed by a natural spring they had running water piped in and little woodburners puffing away, although I never actually saw any of the inhabitants. They were basically squatted. Nobody could have cared much that they were there. It is a beautiful place, although I wouldn't fancy finding my way back from the nearest pub after a few drinks and carrying your shopping home must have been a real bitch.

Unfortunately, on this visit, the place seemed different. We pushed one of the gates open, there was no sounds or woodsmoke or anything, and found the place trashed with all the windows broken and everything of value gone from inside. Every single building was the same, trashed and broken, and a lot of the caravans have been burnt, but the stuff tossed in the gardens hadn't been there for long, hadn't been weathered hardly at all.
Really sad. The place has always enchanted me and I kind of fancied living down there for a while.

You'll notice in one of the pictures there's a palm tree. The Isle of Wight is the same latitude as icy places like Newfoundland, but the Gulf stream keeps it warm, and the sheltered south coast seems to have its own magical micro-climate which is even warmer. The victorians who lived along there had fancy gardens with exotic imported plants from around the world. Now it has all gone wild again there is a mix of native English trees and plants and mouldering car wrecks and escaped fancy things growing all muddled up together.

I'm also going to include a couple of old pictures of the place as it used to be.

Oh, and we had a nice christmas picnic with christmasy cake. Yum.

I am going to find out what happened to all the people who lived there. It is my quest. I hope they weren't forced out. There are a few nice pubs in the area, we will have to go have drinks and chat with locals and find clues. It is very sad.

Pictures By Cookie, Text by Fiona

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The Beginning of the road to The Secret Village

The Beginning of the road to The Secret Village

"What warning sign?"


End of the road (but not for us)

End of the road (but not for us)

Remember no parking on double yellows.


Our path

Our path

Year after year the path keeps on moving closer to the cliffs.


Long way down

Long way down

And if we come of the path, down there we will go in a mud slide.


Landslide

Landslide

Fiona is standing on the path. Last year this bit was not here this is new. Note the piece of piping to show that there probably was a house here.


Landslide 2

Landslide 2

This is the same landslide as the previous picture. You can see the south coast of the island. The rusty old pipe is still in the picture.


Palms on the Undercliff

Palms on the Undercliff

The cliffs trap warm air on the undercliff and create their own microclimate.


Telephone lines

Telephone lines

They went the same time as the road. Mobile phone coverage is blocked by the cliffs as well.


Back on the old road

Back on the old road

This bit of the old victorian road is what is left. Someone put up a fun swing on the middle of it. The walls on either side of the road are covered in ivy.


Fountain of Cookie

Fountain of Cookie

This fountain is set on the wall on the side of the road just behind the swing.


The other end of the road

The other end of the road

This is a picture of the landslide on the other side. I am standing on whats left of the tarmac. In the distance you can see a carpark. The road ending in the carpark is the same road that used to go through the secret village.


Squatted homes

Squatted homes

Until recently people used to live here. When we went this time the dwellings where abandoned, glasses smashed and some where burned. We know the owner has recently put the land for sale.


The final resting place of Asterix

The final resting place of Asterix


Abandoned homes

Abandoned homes


Bicycle

Bicycle


The last resident

The last resident

You will have to follow up on Fiona's praxis to find out what happened to those innocent blue elephant eyes in the end.


The stone house

The stone house

This is the one substantial building left.


The House

The House

In its heyday it must have been quite a nice place.


The chair

The chair

We found this chair upstairs in the corner room. The weather had got to it.


The upstairs window

The upstairs window

Why there is a drawer wedged into it, we may never know.


The upstairs bedroom

The upstairs bedroom


The aga

The aga

I bet that if someone had figured out how to carry this out it would have gone.


Junk

Junk

Anyone know what this is used for? It has rows of all the same number, bottom row all ones, next all twos on the keys, etc.


Lunch at the old parking lot

Lunch at the old parking lot

Mini babybells, duck sausage, Amazonian hot chocolate, mini swiss rolls and salmon sandwiches. And a hobgoblin Ale.


Blue car

Blue car

When the road went the cars got stuck here.


Islands only nudist beach

Islands only nudist beach


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how it was.JPG

A painting of how it used to be.


This bit is gone.JPG

This bit is gone.JPG

This section of road doesn't exist any more. It is mostly mud and thin air.


silly victorians.JPG

silly victorians.JPG

Yes, a fantastic idea...



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posted by rongo rongo on December 22nd, 2008 3:27 PM

Great choice of a location to visit. That's sad that the houses have been abandoned and vandalized.

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posted by susy derkins on December 22nd, 2008 6:55 PM

I know it has been said before but you guys are awesome.

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posted by Fiona on December 23rd, 2008 1:45 AM

hugs

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posted by saille is planting praxis on December 23rd, 2008 8:16 AM

oooh I am a sucker for abandonments. And pictures of their heyday. That is lovely.

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posted by Keynell Mix 2 on January 1st, 2009 8:06 AM

Creepy! I think the machine may be for old punchcard reading machines/computers, though I could be very wrong.

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posted by Brand on January 8th, 2009 1:43 PM

Nice one Fee (with help from Sim I see!). Want Adventure!

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posted by Mr. Hollywood on January 15th, 2009 7:05 AM

What a truly amazing place to visit. I am very jealous of you Cookie

I can't vote enough.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on January 21st, 2009 12:50 AM

I keep coming back to this page to vote for it, and consistently have too few points to give the 5-point vote it deserves. This is an incredible task, and a wonderful discovery of a place that won't be there in 10 years because it will literally fall into the sea! Fascinating, a little haunting, and beautiful all around. I think I'll tag this among my shplank category, I just can't see how you could have done it any better.