Human Chess by GYØ Jordan, GYØ Daryl, GYØ Ben, Tøm, GYØ Kieran!, Adam, GYØ Brett, GYØ Neil, GYØ James, GYØ Chris, Jason Hewett
October 25th, 2007 3:40 PMNOUGHTS AND CROSSES
We waited for a LONG time for people to come along and help - about three hours! But it's all worth it when there's a NOUGHTS AND CROSSES CHAMPIONSHIP going on!
So, it begins. The first of our cornucopia of games begins with a friendly noughts and crosses (tic-tac-toe).
Our competitors are Ben and Brett. Let the games begin!


Brett starts us off with a well placed cross in the centre of the field - how can Ben follow up that daring move?!

Oh my, he pulls it out of the bag! It's a circle in the bottom left corner... when he gets there, anyway.

Some skilled return by Brett leaves Ben in his dust!

Uh-oh! Has Ben finally overcome the unbeaten champion! We'll soon find out!

No! Brett missed the clear opening; that mistake could prove devastating!

YES! And there's a win for Ben in the tournament. Hurrah.
Join us next week for the updated coverage of the rock-paper-scissors finals.
CLUEDO (Clue to Americans)
After deep discussion for ideas for human chess, Chris (of the Rolfe variety) actually came up with a good idea. Knowing the rarity of the event we had to go ahead with it. First. we had to find where this would be held. Tom's house would have been best as it has plenty of rooms, but unfortunately we weren't allowed to host any type of murder mystery there. So after a week of uncertainty and cancellations from some, we got a final list of players.
Kieran as Miss Scarlet

Neil as Colonel Mustard

Ben as Mrs. White

Jason as Reverend Green

James as Mrs. Peacock

Tom as Professor Plum

Daryl as the Cop/Host/Camera man

and Chris as the one who dies (Dr. Black)

With all our players here, It's time to play.
The game gets off to a good start...

Until... CHEATERY!

He is discovered, and threatened. But we don't do anything about it.



But then the lights die
And they return to reveal...



But who could have done it?
Well nobody's going to confess at the moment... so let the investigation begin!
An array of propositions is put forward:
Mrs. White puts forward Plum with the pipe in the living room

Then, Peacock proposes Mustard in the shed with the dagger

Scarlet thinks it could be White in the kitchen with the candlestick

During the investigation Prof Plum went missing and was found to be doing something rather peculiar in the shed.
But finally after 12 propositions and Plum's 'Pipe-fixing' the mystery was solved!
It was Mustard with the pipe in the living room - we knew it all along.

As you can see Colonel Mustard was charged with murder and taken away by the undercover police officer who also happened to be the host. And the cameraman. And everything else.
MONOPOLY

The preparation
After deciding weeks in advance to complete Human Chess, we held a meeting (on Skype) to think up ideas for some epic-ness. The first epic idea was to have more than one game, the second was to finish off our compendium with the longest and most argument ridden game of all... Monopoly. And not just Monopoly, not just human sized Monopoly, oh no. TOWN SIZED!
So, first things first, Adam takes to PhotoImpact to create the new Great Yarmouth Monopoly board, missing Chance and Community Chest cards due to the sheer work involved in making them. This was then followed up by the Title Deed cards. Adam then maps out the spots that are featured on the board.


Then, the night before, Ben and Daryl's printers (which were exactly identidical) are worked heavily printing out each square in A4, for situation on the board the next day.
The Transportation, and Location
20th October, around 9:36 am
Tom: I wake up, check the clock and get up. It's 9:36, and I have another half hour till people begin to turn up. Or so I thought. I get downstairs, and go to check the post and catch a glimpse of Adam, camped out on my front door step. He'd been there for about 10 minutes, and had unsuccessfully attempted to wake me up with furious doorbell ringing and door knocking. He'd turned up early, not my fault! He was let in, and we began amassing cardboard for the task. After a lengthy period of hauling and a cunning idea by my sister, we had a suitcase full of cardboard, surrounded by more cardboard.
People then began turning up. Finally Brett arrived (last) and we were about to leave, when disaster struck! My parents arrived, and would not approve of the removal of their cardboard for creation of a large Monopoly board, so the door to the room full of cardboard was closed and obstructed and we helped unload the shopping. We then had to try and sneak the cardboard out of the house, and behind the front garden wall, which would shield it from view. We managed to get out the suitcase, and about two thirds of the remaining cardboard, and then we were chased away; luckily the room wasn't checked, so we got away.
Walking down the road with a lot of cardboard, no matter how many people, is awkward, so we ended up wearing the boxes, it's just easier. So, walking to the location was an amusing experience, with more than one funny look along the way.


We arrived at our location, a patch of grass in front of the deserted art college, all ready to start Monopolizing. It's a very public location, on a main road, and surrounded by residential and guest housing. We began getting observers from the guest houses almost immediately, which should have added a little interest into some holidays.


The creation
So, first things first, the board. After much discussion we decided to have the board larger, with space around the property pages stuck to them. We get to work, whilst Adam and Jordan are sent off to stock up on food and place the property cards.

Jordan returns with food, whilst Adam is continuing to place the property cards. He gets on with creating his costume piece, the boat! Meanwhile, the board is completed. Now for some extra pieces. People start creating player costumes, and upon finishing the boat, Jordan creates two dice. Tom picks out a box and makes Jail. He also creates the centerpiece of the board. Yes, we know it looks like a dildo.



Adam returns, and being tired decides to be the banker. We hand out the starting cash and we're ready to roll!
The playing pieces
Ben, The cannon

Brett, The hat
Daryl, The thimble

Jordan, The boat

Tom, The iron

And we're off!
After rolling the dice to decide who goes first, it's Brett to move. He takes a magnificent roll of the dice and moves.

To see how the game progressed, see the captions. The rules were as follows.
The rules
As standard Monopoly except:
- All Chance and Community Chest cards were properties
- You can improve on sites without a full set
- You miss a turn in jail
- Oh, and you have to go to the corresponding place to pick up your property card before you can charge rent.
Interesting happenings
Whilst setting up, a group of young kids said they were going to "Call the police on your littering"
Daryl's bike was supposed to be the preferred method of travel to pick up property cards, it broke on the first attempt at using it, meaning everyone was tired, and reluctant to buy many properties.
King's Road, of which there were two properties for (north and south) ended up having a fire later in the day, and was sealed off. We had to walk even further to get to places, and we got some odd looks from emergency service personnel.
Many cards had somehow disappeared, but to check, the buyer had to go anyway.
LOTS of people walked up and asked us what we were doing. However one group of people came up and said "OH you're playin' m'noply", to which Ben sarcastically replied that at least they weren't blind as well.
Some kid stayed and watched the action for quite a while.
Brett was the mafia, and charged people protection money.
Tom sued Jordan, after tripping over his piece of property on the board.
The case was thrown out of court.
The rules became completely irrelevant toward the end.
The outcome
So, Brett won. Bankrupting Jordan and Daryl.
Ben came second, bankrupting Tom.
The cleanup
Adam and Ben decided to cleanup the cardboard for their Anti-Villainy contribution.
We cleaned up, kept some momentos, and took some photos.

And we left our calling card, of course -
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Holy Geez, this is intense. You guys officially rock.
fucking wicked. Us Londoners were gonna do this, but now we gotta go bigger (better, more bizzare) on yo' asses. way to set a bench mark fellas!
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when I was in high school, four of my friends went for the guinness book of records entry for "worlds largest monopoly game." They researched the requirements to get official recognition and tried to cover all their bases (something about an affidavit from a government official, press coverage, etc). They played with golf carts on a thousand foot by thousand foot board in a pasture one of their dads owned. This is pre-cellphone-ubiquity so they used walkie talkies. To my knowledge, they succeeded in the requirements, but never got the recognition.
They did not use enlarged dice. Vote.
You guys are like SF0 geniuses. Child prodigies. I wish I had been as cool as you guys when I was your age.
Instead, I'm desperately trying to be cool now... Hmm...
One day we must task together. Great Yarmouth is what, three and a half hours by train?
I think i've been to London like twice before, both times by coach and that takes about 5 hours
Probably about that by train.
You've got a line into Norwich, then a line direct to GY.
...now that's one of the big diffs between England and America--all of Europe and America, really. You've been to London just a couple times. here's the directions from london to Great yarmouth. Where I come from (originally South Dakota) it's very common to measure distances by time (I got the bug from an early age, Charlie, see?) and everything was measured in minutes and hours as much as by miles. But the thing is, way out there we thought nothing of long trips. The distance from GY to LDN (sun is in the sky oh why oh why etc) is about the same distance from my sister's house in Dupree, SD to my parent's house. We drove that distance all the time. Sometimes we'd go up there on a Saturday morning and come home in the evening. Hell, the county Piedmont is in is the largest in the state, and 90% of that trip was in just the one county. When we lived six hours away, we made that trip almost as often (though we'd make a weekend of the visit back then). This rambling has a point, I'm sure. uh.
Oh, right. England is small.
For god's sake get out there, Fish. I like picturing the conversation... "where you goin?"
"yarmouth."
"what the hell for?"
"uh. to play an internet game with some teenagers?"
"um, no."
"but they're awesome teenagers!"
(damn straight)
Oh we have something planned to see glasnost out here in Yarmouth ;)
I believe Mr Fish here will be present.
Well Im in Wales at the moment as the GY0 guys know and it took me about 3hrs from London to Yarmouth. I was gonna meet charlie fish but that all fell through. Oh well.
We'd be happy to come and have you guys here and maybe we could enjoy a giant game of Cluedo? Non?
Though both times we did stop at service stations. And once someone went missing which meant everyone had to wait on the coach while they were found.
I don't know why we couldn't help look it took bloody 40mins to find that person!
Darkaardvark just made Ben the Crossdressing Senator.
That thought scares me.
I love it when this gets a vote, thanks for making my day Harry!
I am unbanned as of about half an hour ago.
My network has already died twice, and the music I'm listening to from wmp is skipping like I'm listening to it in a ford cortina driving over the recent dover cliff slide.
It's good to be back.
I can't believe I just saw this. Both in the sense that I am sad I didn't know about this before, and that I literally cannot believe the amount of fabulous before my eyes.
* Harry Lee
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* Julian Muffinbot
* La Scarlatta
You guys just made my week, double-senatorship.
We (and by we, I mean me, Lank and Minch) were playing Clue tonight, and I had to pull up your photos for moral support. I was Miss Scarlet. Lank was Prof. Plum. Minch was Mrs. Peacock. (FYI.)
You kids are nuts! Love it!