Dr. Subtle / Texts
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you know, I hadn't thought of that. I guess just because it's listed under Bart. Thanks though!
I just reread this, and it's still funny to me, and hell, I wrote it!
God, I love how messed up I was on Nyquil. It truly is nature's squeezebox.
Beta is a fine photographer. I asked her once why she took such good pictures, as compared to mine.
"When did you start using a camera?" she asked
"I started using a camera freshman year of college, maybe a year before that?"
"Ah," she said. "I started using a camera when I could hold one."
she actually mentioned you during the interview. Shovel is your weapon of choice?
I've been spending most of the last few months trying to get myself gradumacated. And successfully too!
I want your job.
Nice to meet you! Indiana's good enough.
Oh man. It's been like a year and half, and this is still, still, fucking hilarious.