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Blond Jesus
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Alltime Score: 275 points
Last Logged In: May 2nd, 2008

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posted by Blond Jesus on June 28th, 2007 5:24 PM

Under threat of being eaten alive by a Chaser, Ronzer came up with the idea of slipping through the Japan Town garage on the spot. There's something to be said about solutions under pressure...

Throughout the game, Mike, Ronzer and Qarly all came up with great improvised maneuvers that kept us alive to the end.

Yeah Not Zombies!

posted by Blond Jesus on June 28th, 2007 4:43 PM

The owl, the banana, the booze, the bad keyboard playing, what a GREAT checkpoint. All you needed was some salt...

Thanks for the cool, though brief, respite before our final hellbent, paranoia fueled dash to the finish.

posted by Blond Jesus on June 27th, 2007 1:14 AM

Thanks for helping out! Great game!

posted by Blond Jesus on June 27th, 2007 1:11 AM

Yet another runner who beat us...

We took six busses, but even with your Presidio and old ladys from berkely adventures, you still beat us by 15 minutes!

posted by Blond Jesus on June 27th, 2007 1:02 AM

Yeah, the "scout" formation is a good one...

What time did you finish the game?

posted by Blond Jesus on June 27th, 2007 12:42 AM

You ran/jogged the whole route? If you did it in a straight path that's about 8.08 miles, or a mile every 17 minutes.

We took six buses, and you still beat us by 43 minutes. I guess waiting for the bus is what slowed us down.

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posted by Blond Jesus on June 27th, 2007 12:02 AM

You finished at 1:00am??? You dressed as a homeless person??? That's insane. I'm totally impressed! You win the right to smoke crack.

posted by Blond Jesus on June 26th, 2007 11:42 PM

Well done my child, though you were in the valley of darkness, your faith (and a blackout) delivered you from evil.

Oh, and next time feel free to use me instead of Moses in your analogies...

posted by Blond Jesus on June 26th, 2007 11:26 PM

Thanks Jackie!

Seeing you at the Cala in your Morton outfit was very inspirational. I feel a quote coming on...

"You are the salt of the earth, but if the salt has lost its flavor, with what will it be salted? It is then good for nothing, but to be cast out and trodden under the feet of men. You are the light of the world. A city located on a hill can't be hidden. Neither do you light a lamp, and put it under a measuring basket, but on a stand; and it shines to all who are in the house. Even so, let your light shine before men; that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven."

Blond Jesus, Matthew 5:13-16