
Left-Handed Screwdriver by Pip Estrelle
August 16th, 2008 8:09 AM* Putting on clothes
* Putting in contact lenses
* Eating any food that requires cutting
* Making a sandwich:
* Drawing
* Writing
* Locking a bicycle
* Tying shoelaces
* Playing the guitar:
(Admittedly, the guitar is untuned and I'm pretty terrible anyway. But not quite this terrible.)
* Tuning said guitar
Everyday activities that can be performed normally with your dominant hand cocooned in duct tape:
* Reading
* Watching movies
* Riding a bicycle (although hand signals may become confusing)
* Typing, assuming you are a freak like me who never learned to type "correctly" and just got really,
really fast at doing it with one or two fingers.
* Eating sandwiches
* Brushing teeth
* Sleeping
Advantages to using duct tape to disable your dominant hand:
It will stick all day and very effectively prevent any usage of the taped hand! It's inexpensive! It's easy! After just a few hours, you'll notice an improvement in the reflexes and dexterity of the non-taped hand! It'll make you grateful to have bilaterally symmetric limbs! (Two opposable thumbs!) It's a good conversation starter! ("Hey Pip, what the hell happened to your hand?")
Disadvantages to using duct tape to disable your dominant hand:
It will sweat like crazy and be all pruny and white and disgusting when you take the tape off. Also, if you bind it too tightly some of your circulation may be cut off and you'll have to bang the pin-and-needle-y hand against the edge of a table or something to regain feeling and movement and your mom will keep looking at it and asking you why you do such crazy things and shake her head and mutter "it's not right" and "are you ever going to start acting like an adult?"
Additional Notes:
The videos were taken by my sister. Thanks, sis.
I'm wearing a t-shirt that lists the Magical Powers of Hands. (Toothpaste squeezing, shoulder tapping, gesturing, ect.) It seemed appropriate to the task.
Left-Handed Restroom Graffiti

Surprisingly legible. Took about twice as long as normal, right-handed petty vandalism.
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But if you were to do such a crazy thing, never forget...
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Yeah, and my desire for sandwiches can conquer pretty much any obstacle. Including, possibly, death.
Some day, we will all be left-handed.
I liked to read "locking a bycicle" in the list of attempted tasks.
I was going to try this task, but I had to think about which hand was dominant. And I can't really come to a conclusion on that.
Get rid of your feet too while you're at it.
I'm impressed your interest in sandwich-having was able to overcome your fear of sandwich-making with one hand. During this task I can hardly imagine eating anything that requires multiple stages of construction. I would avoid pepperidge farm bread entirely, because it is wrapped twice, and I don't need another step between me and toast.