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Pip Estrelle
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Left-Handed Screwdriver by Pip Estrelle

August 16th, 2008 8:09 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find a way to disable your dominant hand for a day. Make note of your ability or lack thereof to adapt to using your other hand.

Everyday activities that are made difficult to impossible when your dominant hand is cocooned in duct tape:
* Putting on clothes
* Putting in contact lenses
* Eating any food that requires cutting
* Making a sandwich:

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* Drawing
* Writing
* Locking a bicycle
* Tying shoelaces
* Playing the guitar:

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(Admittedly, the guitar is untuned and I'm pretty terrible anyway. But not quite this terrible.)

* Tuning said guitar


Everyday activities that can be performed normally with your dominant hand cocooned in duct tape:

* Reading
* Watching movies
* Riding a bicycle (although hand signals may become confusing)
* Typing, assuming you are a freak like me who never learned to type "correctly" and just got really,
really fast at doing it with one or two fingers.
* Eating sandwiches
* Brushing teeth
* Sleeping


Advantages to using duct tape to disable your dominant hand:

It will stick all day and very effectively prevent any usage of the taped hand! It's inexpensive! It's easy! After just a few hours, you'll notice an improvement in the reflexes and dexterity of the non-taped hand! It'll make you grateful to have bilaterally symmetric limbs! (Two opposable thumbs!) It's a good conversation starter! ("Hey Pip, what the hell happened to your hand?")



Disadvantages to using duct tape to disable your dominant hand:

It will sweat like crazy and be all pruny and white and disgusting when you take the tape off. Also, if you bind it too tightly some of your circulation may be cut off and you'll have to bang the pin-and-needle-y hand against the edge of a table or something to regain feeling and movement and your mom will keep looking at it and asking you why you do such crazy things and shake her head and mutter "it's not right" and "are you ever going to start acting like an adult?"


Additional Notes:

The videos were taken by my sister. Thanks, sis.

I'm wearing a t-shirt that lists the Magical Powers of Hands. (Toothpaste squeezing, shoulder tapping, gesturing, ect.) It seemed appropriate to the task.





- smaller

Ol' Righty

Ol' Righty


Taped

Taped


Left-Handed Restroom Graffiti

Left-Handed Restroom Graffiti

Surprisingly legible. Took about twice as long as normal, right-handed petty vandalism.


Restroom Graffiti (another view)

Restroom Graffiti (another view)


Prune-hand!

Prune-hand!

Right after I took the tape off.


Leftover Tape Cocoon #1

Leftover Tape Cocoon #1


Leftover Tape Cocoon #2

Leftover Tape Cocoon #2



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You can open it, and it still ain't open.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on August 16th, 2008 9:28 AM

I'm impressed your interest in sandwich-having was able to overcome your fear of sandwich-making with one hand. During this task I can hardly imagine eating anything that requires multiple stages of construction. I would avoid pepperidge farm bread entirely, because it is wrapped twice, and I don't need another step between me and toast.

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posted by GYØ Ben on August 16th, 2008 10:30 AM

But if you were to do such a crazy thing, never forget...

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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posted by Pip Estrelle on August 16th, 2008 11:00 AM


Yeah, and my desire for sandwiches can conquer pretty much any obstacle. Including, possibly, death.

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posted by Lank on August 16th, 2008 10:08 AM

Vote for left-handed petty vandalism.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 16th, 2008 6:13 PM

Some day, we will all be left-handed.

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posted by susy derkins on August 16th, 2008 8:59 PM

I liked to read "locking a bycicle" in the list of attempted tasks.

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posted by The Animus on August 19th, 2008 4:13 PM

I was going to try this task, but I had to think about which hand was dominant. And I can't really come to a conclusion on that.

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posted by Lincøln on August 19th, 2008 4:55 PM

Disable both.

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on August 19th, 2008 5:36 PM

Get rid of your feet too while you're at it.