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Tarozaemon Rossini
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Last Logged In: November 11th, 2023
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January 12th, 2012 12:19 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

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This is my real hair. I usually dye it brown otherwise people get scared.



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Welcome
posted by Pixie on January 13th, 2012 11:27 AM

1) Welcome to both this lovely planet, and this lovely game. If you wish to observe the most interesting of the human race, you've come to the same place. Seeing as I'm half farie, I'm not sure I will make for a good object of observation, but feel free to message me with any questions, quandaries or curiosities.

2) I LOVE your hair.

Re: Welcome
posted by Tarozaemon Rossini on January 14th, 2012 2:42 PM

Hello, gentle creature, thank you very much for welcoming this noob, stranded on a foreign planet millions of light-years from home. I don't mind if you are half fairy, I'm interested in all living beings on the planet.
Oh, and what is your other half?

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posted by Pixie on January 16th, 2012 7:08 PM

Human. And I'm dating a half God. Talk about interesting spawning possibilities.

Why this planet in particular?

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posted by Tarozaemon Rossini on January 17th, 2012 12:01 AM

Intriguing indeed. Assuming that your date is half God and half human, one quarter of your kids will be full human, one quarter half God and half human, one quarter half fairy and half human and the remaining 25% half fairy and half God... how many kids do you want to have?

I haven't really chosen this planet. I was cruising between Mars and Jupiter when I fell asleep at the command of my spaceship, I hit an asteroid and I crashed on Earth. The spaceship was damaged and I can't fix it. Do you happen to be an expert of positronic engines?

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posted by Pixie on January 19th, 2012 5:59 AM

Less then four. Also, not sure how the punnent square works for beings of abnormal abilities. You are probably right though.

I don't think I can help you with spaceship repair. I can however find you four-leaf clovers, talk to unicorns and use the power of song and love to bring joy and vanquish evil. I also like tea parties and the study of international politics.

What are your talents offworlder?

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posted by Tarozaemon Rossini on January 19th, 2012 2:37 PM

I have a PhD in genetics from the University of Andromeda and I can assure you that the offspring prediction works on all sorts of creatures, as long as they are diploids. You are diploid, aren't you?

Don't worry about fixing my spaceship, I am sort of resigned to remaining on this planet forever. It's not too bad, only from time to time I feel a bit of nostalgia for my far away home planet, its four suns and its eighteen moons. As for the spaceship, I'm working on converting the wreckage into a theme park.

I have numerous talents! Besides the genetics thingie, I have a PhD in procrastination, an advanced degree in applied laziness and a diploma honoris causa in time wasting. I guess this will make me soon a star of SFØ :-)