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By 10:30 this morning (the following day) the zealous cook already found most of the "thank you" signs (see pic above).
If you mean the picture of Mami finding the "thank you" signs, she is not back home yet. I'll keep you posted tomorrow.
Gosh, you are putting some serious pressure on me!
I am tremendously shocked too! I thought one day you'd become a werepiggy.
I agree, Africa must be an interesting place to live. I don't really live in Africa, I just moved there temporarily for the sake of this praxis. What better place to kiss a Guinea pig than a place in Guinea called Kiss•idougou (which, I've been told, in the local language means "this is the perfect place to kiss your daughter's guinea pig". This makes it a self-referential toponym, or a self-fulfilling prophecy, I'm not quite sure, but I'm digressing here...). Incidentally, guinea pigs don't come from Guinea. Oh, and they have nothing to do with pigs either, but I'm digressing again.
I'm not sure if my daughter is of this world or not. I've found her in an Easter egg and it was not clear on what planet it was manufactured.
I have a PhD in genetics from the University of Andromeda and I can assure you that the offspring prediction works on all sorts of creatures, as long as they are diploids. You are diploid, aren't you?
Don't worry about fixing my spaceship, I am sort of resigned to remaining on this planet forever. It's not too bad, only from time to time I feel a bit of nostalgia for my far away home planet, its four suns and its eighteen moons. As for the spaceship, I'm working on converting the wreckage into a theme park.
I have numerous talents! Besides the genetics thingie, I have a PhD in procrastination, an advanced degree in applied laziness and a diploma honoris causa in time wasting. I guess this will make me soon a star of SFØ :-)
Intriguing indeed. Assuming that your date is half God and half human, one quarter of your kids will be full human, one quarter half God and half human, one quarter half fairy and half human and the remaining 25% half fairy and half God... how many kids do you want to have?
I haven't really chosen this planet. I was cruising between Mars and Jupiter when I fell asleep at the command of my spaceship, I hit an asteroid and I crashed on Earth. The spaceship was damaged and I can't fix it. Do you happen to be an expert of positronic engines?
I want to buy your tea... how do I place an order?
Hello, gentle creature, thank you very much for welcoming this noob, stranded on a foreign planet millions of light-years from home. I don't mind if you are half fairy, I'm interested in all living beings on the planet.
Oh, and what is your other half?
OK, I'll get there... how much time do I have until the end of the current era?