75 + 40 points
SFZEROSAT by Tøm, H L
August 18th, 2008 8:13 AM
The test is now over, please put your fire down and stop nomming the gummies.
No, you are not Rubin.
Congratulations participants, you have successfully completed the SFZEROPRACTICALSAT, and simply surviving it is a feat you should be most proud of. We hope you feel you have done well. Remember, if you can say you tried your hardest, that's all you can ask for. Now, enough with all the reassuring talk, who won?!
You all did.
How are we supposed to judge playing style?!
Some winners are you!
Now, the task calls for a numeric metric for judging your achievement... You all scored 100% in signing up and attempting the test. Hows that?
Yes we're cop-outs, but when you see the submissions you'll understand.
The SAT itself is still available to download and view here. There's nothing to stop you trying your hand and seeing how you stack up against our gifted and talented! I'm sure we'll still mark it, for a bribe...
Onto the answers!
Well, The answers can be found over at this task!
Awards of special merit
The award for SpeedTesting goes to... Dok H! Who completed the test in under 24 hours in order to get a submission in before a trip.
The award for GETTIN' DANGEROUS WITH FIRE! goes to... Tac Haberdash! For setting his crazy head on fire.
The award for stylish leaping goes to... Lincoln! Who seems to be magnetised to large bodies of water.
The award for impersonation excellence goes to... Ben! For his crazy Tom Dickinson.
The award for cannibalistic brilliance goes to... EvilSugar and the Gummies! For well... *ahem*
And, the award for answer combining with crane-related headgear goes to... Susy Derkins! For the awesome crane headdress!
(I'll be nice and honest, Harry's disappeared and I'm not sure what else to add. You all win, mkay? [Also the SFZEROSAT task for votes will judge you too.])
No, you are not Rubin.
Congratulations participants, you have successfully completed the SFZEROPRACTICALSAT, and simply surviving it is a feat you should be most proud of. We hope you feel you have done well. Remember, if you can say you tried your hardest, that's all you can ask for. Now, enough with all the reassuring talk, who won?!
You all did.
How are we supposed to judge playing style?!
Some winners are you!
Now, the task calls for a numeric metric for judging your achievement... You all scored 100% in signing up and attempting the test. Hows that?
Yes we're cop-outs, but when you see the submissions you'll understand.
The SAT itself is still available to download and view here. There's nothing to stop you trying your hand and seeing how you stack up against our gifted and talented! I'm sure we'll still mark it, for a bribe...
Onto the answers!
Well, The answers can be found over at this task!
Awards of special merit
The award for SpeedTesting goes to... Dok H! Who completed the test in under 24 hours in order to get a submission in before a trip.
The award for GETTIN' DANGEROUS WITH FIRE! goes to... Tac Haberdash! For setting his crazy head on fire.
The award for stylish leaping goes to... Lincoln! Who seems to be magnetised to large bodies of water.
The award for impersonation excellence goes to... Ben! For his crazy Tom Dickinson.
The award for cannibalistic brilliance goes to... EvilSugar and the Gummies! For well... *ahem*
And, the award for answer combining with crane-related headgear goes to... Susy Derkins! For the awesome crane headdress!
(I'll be nice and honest, Harry's disappeared and I'm not sure what else to add. You all win, mkay? [Also the SFZEROSAT task for votes will judge you too.])
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Haberley Mead
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GYØ Ben
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Secret Agent
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Not Here No More
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Sombrero Guy
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posted by GYØ Ben on August 18th, 2008 12:39 PM
Do you have any idea how fucking scary that picture is!?
posted by Not Here No More on August 19th, 2008 12:01 AM
It's like Reuben got turned into a degenerative fetus with down syndrome.
posted by teucer on August 18th, 2008 7:48 PM
I should mention, by the way, that I had a week before the trip. But Tom challenged me to compress my time even more - so I did.
posted by susy derkins on August 18th, 2008 8:44 PM
So, how many tests did you guys receive? Only six?!!
Thanks Tom, sheesh Harry.