PLAYERS TASKS PRAXIS TEAMS EVENTS
Username:Password:
New player? Sign Up Here
Tøm
Level 5: 949 points
Alltime Score: 14772 points
Last Logged In: March 22nd, 2021
BADGE: Winner of a Duel BADGE: INTERREGNUM TEAM: GYZero TEAM: United Kingdom TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: Society for the Superior Completion of Tasks TEAM: Group Creation Public Badge TEAM: SFZero Animal Posse TEAM: Perplex City TEAM: Operation Beachstorm TEAM: SCIENCE! TEAM: SFØ Podcast TEAM: Run-of-the-mill taskers TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: MATHEMATICS TEAM: Recess TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: Game of Deception TEAM: Probot TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: FLUMMØX TEAM: The Bloodmarked TEAM: The Sutro Tower Health and Safety Task Force Justice TEAM: The Society For Figuring Out How To Get Those Damn Badges TEAM: ØXON TEAM: Silly Hats Only TEAM: SFØ Foreign Legion TEAM: Rock Band/Guitar hero Post-Task club TEAM: Urban Picnic Society TEAM: Whimsy BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 3: Cartographer Humanitarian Crisis Rank 1: Peacekeeper Biome Rank 2: Ecologist Chrononautic Exxon Rank 1: Clockwatcher Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 2: Trickster




10 + 130 points

Player Photograph by Tøm

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

I miss tasking.

+ larger

18465_242495925684_626340684_3711907_7586143_n.jpg
Is that some plastic mail?
Lapel
Mmmmm...
PlayerPhotoPerhaps.jpg
MissingMile.jpg
Shoulder cat!
Another rooftop jaunt?
Even seriouser cat
I R SERIOUS BEN
New hatness
Everyday life, eh?
Shadow
Wigability.
Looking over Yarmouth
GYØ Represent!
HAT!
ARRRGHHH
I
Debris
Thought.jpg
Atlantis.jpg
I can totally pull of the photoshops, right?
main_1108739566.jpg
Animation for the win!
Poshness
Grille
TOM2.0
Pier struts
Murgh.
The Shadow is me.jpg
The line is blurred
Haha!
BOUNCY!
The swf looks better >
Herbie swf
Boredom is for the masses
YAY!
TomLeap4.jpg
Wetness
bwcandlifetime043979.jpg
Train Tracks
Pier demolition
No busses
Yarr, pirate flags!
Oberation Beach Storm
Leap!
The secret part of beach
Power!
Unaltered
Portraiture
Axe wielding maniac
Hattage
Stairs
tom falling down stairs - sped up.wmv
Tartan trousers
SIGN ME UP!
Walkable
Blur
Haddock
Professor Plum
Sutro 2
The pear
Escape from the Camera!
Moustache
LEWL Org
GY0
It could be worse
Human Chess
Viva la revolution!
O Time thy pyramids
Market Gates
Yarmouth
bagels.bmp
linepad.swf
mwahahah.swf
gummizero.jpg
Sunset over Breydon Water
bloodmarked 001.jpg
bloodmarked 002.jpg
PCofFail.jpg
DSCF4950.JPG
Kristina visits GY!
Daaaannnce.AVI
MrowWhat.jpg

26 vote(s)


Terms

(none yet)

132 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 22nd, 2007 2:31 PM

Holy Shit! Level 8!!!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 22nd, 2007 2:33 PM

Level 8 indeed!

Burn Unit beware, 50 points seperates us...

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on October 22nd, 2007 10:04 PM

aw come on! can't I just say congratulations? do we gotta do this? do you really need me to say bring it, boyo?

(no subject)
posted by Charlie Fish on May 5th, 2009 8:25 AM

Heh, he's bringing it...

Hegemony
posted by Blue on October 22nd, 2007 10:24 PM

CONGRADULATIONS AND BEWARE OF THE SHRUBBERY!!!Welcome to the Hegemony!!!

Well
posted by Tøm on October 23rd, 2007 3:53 AM

I'm on the first page there too...

But
posted by Tøm on October 23rd, 2007 5:14 AM

admittedly I'll never catch up there :)

(no subject)
posted by Lank on October 23rd, 2007 9:00 AM

Don't be so sure...

And congratulations!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on October 25th, 2007 1:53 PM

RE: admittedly I'll never catch up there :)

That is exactly what I thought when I first started playing. But after a while I realized I cared less about pointage and more about the style and narrative of my delivery.

Is there a game of SF0 clue going on here?

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 25th, 2007 2:02 PM

Oh I don't know....

;)

EDIT: Plus It's Cluedo here in Britain.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 2:05 PM

Fabulous! If there is a game of SFØ Clue I want to be either Mrs. White or Yvette!!! Nope Nope I take that back, I either want to be Mrs. White or the singing telegram!!


"I - am - your singing telegram" *gun shot explodes and front door slams shut*

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 25th, 2007 2:07 PM

Keep an eye on the praxis...

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 2:11 PM

No Fair! I've wanted to do SFØ Clue for a while, and now I come to find out that you've been holding out on me?!!! Booooo Sir Boo.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 25th, 2007 2:12 PM

Our Mrs. White is scary.


Scary.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 2:19 PM

Oh geez...Now i really want to watch that movie!!! Maybe I can download it...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 25th, 2007 3:23 PM

Scary.

Well...
posted by Tøm on October 25th, 2007 4:08 PM

It was GY0, with Human Chess, in the praxis!

The Pear
posted by Hey Man Jackson on November 20th, 2007 11:32 AM

It's a regular Matisse!

Nice work.

Congrats!
posted by Blue on December 27th, 2007 3:43 PM

Congrats on making it to the top of the SFØ Square!

Congratulations
posted by Charlie Fish on December 28th, 2007 2:29 AM

You're number 1!

Huzzah!
posted by GYØ Ben on December 28th, 2007 2:32 AM

Wahey! Just stay up there, k?

Ben
:)

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on December 28th, 2007 7:15 AM

Then I'll need to call together GY0 for a final good task then!

I'm not that far ahead!

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on December 28th, 2007 7:38 AM

Cheerio, lad. Just hold it for two more days!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on December 28th, 2007 7:39 AM

Im only 16 or 21 odd points ahead!

I need a task, quick!

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on December 28th, 2007 7:22 PM

Today I vote in appreciation of your revolutionary, artistic depiction of a haddock being transported through an ahistorical esublimation process.

Also for the pear.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on January 2nd, 2008 6:01 PM

Woah.

I've just been looking at the various filters on the all time scoreboard, and if you'll cast your eye further up this page you'll see this comment:

aw come on! can't I just say congratulations? do we gotta do this? do you really need me to say bring it, boyo?

Is it safe to assume I brought it?


:)

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on January 3rd, 2008 5:53 AM

Gawd you're slow. and I still don't get to just be happy for you? who's really winning here?

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on January 3rd, 2008 9:48 AM

Just because I get to be happy doesn't mean you don't get to be happy.

posted by Poncho on January 12th, 2008 12:20 PM

Man… ɯoʇ oɹəzʎƃ…
Those typographical skillz are off the charts…
And I thought I was sly for my use of the

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on January 12th, 2008 1:52 PM

They're Ben's typography skillz, Im a cunning thief,

Someone fought the law, but...
posted by Fonne Tayne on January 24th, 2008 2:02 PM

Did the Law Won?

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on January 24th, 2008 2:03 PM

I was seriously thinking that when I saw his player name. Now the damn song is stuck in my head...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on January 24th, 2008 2:55 PM

The law did win. I'm listening to The Clash, not Dead Kennedys.

(no subject)
posted by susy derkins on January 24th, 2008 4:49 PM

Geez, Tom, I read Proctologist...

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on January 24th, 2008 5:09 PM

esseffzeroe uberalles.

(no subject)
posted by Bex. on January 29th, 2008 2:22 AM

Dude, whats wrong with Heroes?

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on January 29th, 2008 6:57 AM

There's a lack of them according to The Stranglers.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on February 13th, 2008 4:10 PM

Anyone know how to get .gif's moving in the actual player photo?

I can get it going on the task by linking it, but it won't animate elsewhere.

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on February 26th, 2008 6:47 PM

And when your dying...

(no subject)
posted by Adam on March 1st, 2008 4:09 AM

You dont intimidate me.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 4:10 AM

I disagree.

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 12:49 PM

I'll be...

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 12:49 PM

Still alive.

(no subject)
posted by SFØ Podcast on March 1st, 2008 12:56 PM

I'm doing science and I'm still alive...

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 2:24 PM

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 2:28 PM

And when you're dead I'll be still alive...

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 2:50 PM

Still alive...

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 1st, 2008 2:50 PM

Still alive.


What do I win?

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 2:51 PM

The honour of starting again.

From the top!

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 1st, 2008 2:58 PM

Chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 2:58 PM

History quickly crashing through your veins, Chocolate rain...

Wait, does this mean I have to change my username?

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 1st, 2008 3:13 PM

Chocolate rain...

Your us-er-name is shite so try again, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 3:24 PM

If I don't have to change I'll stay the same, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 1st, 2008 4:45 PM

Everyone named Tom is extra-lame, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 4:57 PM

Ben asploded oh what a-shame, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 1st, 2008 5:03 PM

Shut up, Tom, or you'll feel some pain, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 5:36 PM

If you asplode then I will not be-blamed, chocolate rain...

(no subject)
posted by Darkaardvark on March 1st, 2008 5:57 PM

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 6:00 PM

C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUED

(no subject) +1
posted by JJason Recognition on March 1st, 2008 10:23 PM

RIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 2nd, 2008 2:48 AM

IIIIIINDEED.

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 2nd, 2008 3:18 AM

Darkaardvark comment vote

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 6th, 2008 12:49 PM

Third to 1000 votes!


Hooray!

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 6th, 2008 8:20 PM

I can has silly songs?

(no subject)
posted by Lank on March 6th, 2008 10:13 PM

1KØ

Awesome! Congrats!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 7th, 2008 1:33 AM

Someone: I'm sure there'll be some silly songs on next weeks podcast, and they'll be back in my username once I get bored of celebrating.

Lank: Thanks!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 10th, 2008 11:21 AM

Will this work do you think ?

EDIT: Awesome.

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on March 10th, 2008 11:55 AM

edit: not awesome

Well then presumably this also works

, which if it does is worth 5!


edit: kinda okay if not awesome

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 10th, 2008 12:14 PM

knew that one

The stars are cool.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 10th, 2008 12:27 PM

Aha, even better.

Found the span classes.

(no subject)
posted by Sean Mahan on March 12th, 2008 4:41 PM

(giggle)

(no subject) +1
posted by Not Here No More on March 12th, 2008 4:42 PM

No, that is not haw you say it Sean. It's ::giggle::

FYI:
posted by anna one on March 14th, 2008 9:16 AM

To Have and Have Not is hands down my favorite movie of all time.


(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 22nd, 2008 2:09 PM

Nice hat.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 22nd, 2008 2:10 PM

backatcha!

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 26th, 2008 3:11 PM

Your current name is missing a...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 26th, 2008 6:45 PM

I'm not sure it'll fit. I'll have a try though, it certainly would add a touch of evil scientist-ness.

evilSCIENCE!

(no subject)
posted by Adam on March 27th, 2008 5:32 PM

Woah. Where the fuck did you take your player photo. I need to go there. I thought I knew everywhere in this berg.

(no subject)
posted by Adam on March 27th, 2008 5:37 PM

I do know everywhere in this berg, panic over.

Been there done that. It's down a side road on the river-side of South Denes Road. Phew.

yare.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Adam on March 27th, 2008 5:38 PM

Lol sandbox

humph



(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 27th, 2008 5:56 PM

Woah, now those are some skills that would come in handy if we were ever to host a JTTEOTNGY.

(no subject)
posted by Adam on April 7th, 2008 2:08 PM

Congrats on Lefel Wyf!

(no subject)
posted by susy derkins on April 7th, 2008 2:30 PM

Holy goat, Tom, you´re impossible/unbelievable/just plain good!

(no subject) +1
posted by Adam on April 7th, 2008 2:42 PM

The word(s) you're looking for is "Tom, you're someone with too much spare time, freak!"

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 7th, 2008 3:04 PM

"Tom, you're someone with too much spare time, freak!"

You say that like it's a bad thing!

(no subject)
posted by Lank on April 11th, 2008 8:46 AM

At least you're doing something awesome with your spare time. Congrats!

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 17th, 2008 11:07 AM

Hoo-ray for digital cardboard fail!

(no subject)
posted by Adam on April 17th, 2008 11:08 AM

God yours wasn't even done in MS Paint. Uber-fail.

Took me ages to crap up mine.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 17th, 2008 11:23 AM

READ THE TASK ADAM!

You're supposed to use ArtPad.

(no subject)
posted by Adam on April 17th, 2008 11:31 AM

Aw come on, Im in a hotel what the hell am I supposed to do.

Currently changing.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 23rd, 2008 4:59 PM

For I am root, I read your email.

kickage -2
posted by GYØ Chris on April 24th, 2008 7:09 AM

that was so much fun:D

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 24th, 2008 7:10 AM

Totally worth it for the crippling burn you received.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 26th, 2008 12:40 PM

The wheel...

(no subject)
posted by SNORLAX on April 26th, 2008 12:52 PM

i'm not getting rickrolled again!! HA

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on April 26th, 2008 12:57 PM

Nice try, but no dice!

Link is a video of The Wheel, performed live by Spear of Destiny.

(no subject)
posted by Sparrows Fall on May 13th, 2008 11:15 AM

AUGH! Scary!

Stark Raving Normal
posted by Tøm on May 13th, 2008 12:23 PM

Hehe, 1am + Artrage.



Scroll down the songs to get Stark Raving Normal.

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on May 16th, 2008 10:27 AM

Hahahaha. Love the animation!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on May 16th, 2008 10:33 AM

Unfortunately it lacks gummies!

Your player photo is the one I've most wanted to vote for more than once.

Saber Ufology
posted by Blue on May 31st, 2008 1:39 PM

You Golf Bears?

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Vicki on June 1st, 2008 2:39 AM

B-B-B-BIRTHDAY COMMENT!

Happy Birthday! =P

Hooray!
posted by Tøm on June 1st, 2008 2:50 AM

Thank you!

C'mon folks, you know the words... +1
posted by Jellybean of Thark on June 1st, 2008 8:47 AM

BirthdayCake02.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on June 6th, 2008 4:16 PM

can we have some of those bags posted to california ? i'd rock one. maybe.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on June 6th, 2008 5:15 PM

I've only got the one!

I'll make a trip to the 'come-unity' place they claim to be from and see if I can't bag some more. (pun intended, shoot me)

(no subject)
posted by Lank on June 10th, 2008 11:34 PM

Blur that line, Tom. Blur it.

(no subject)
posted by Spidere on June 23rd, 2008 11:12 PM

Agreed. Nice blur.

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on June 11th, 2008 4:17 AM

Player voteagraph.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on October 18th, 2008 12:15 PM

TURBOPUNS

(no subject)
posted by Ink Tea on June 12th, 2008 11:34 AM

Comedy.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on June 23rd, 2008 8:24 AM

Oh noes...

(no subject)
posted by done on July 1st, 2008 2:38 PM

I can't believe you have 4910 points in this game.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on July 1st, 2008 2:55 PM

12606

And me either!

(no subject)
posted by susy derkins on August 18th, 2008 10:35 AM

Great new picture, Tom: now with hat, wow.

(no subject)
posted by anna one on August 30th, 2008 4:28 PM

Nice flag!

(no subject) +1
posted by Minch on October 23rd, 2008 2:49 PM

kitteh.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on February 9th, 2009 10:44 AM

Forced Shouldercat!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on February 9th, 2009 10:59 AM

Heh, there're some better shots, but they're blurry as hell.

That was to stop him slowly crawling his way down my front and clawing my shoulder to death XD

(no subject) +1
posted by GYØ Ben on February 13th, 2009 12:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWm_V_cq0Q

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on February 13th, 2009 1:45 PM

Holy crapballs!!!!!!!!!!!

My mouth is watering in anticipation
posted by susy derkins on February 13th, 2009 2:46 PM

You guys are a work of art. Scrumptious.

(no subject)
posted by Minch on February 26th, 2009 7:42 PM

what? i've never voted for yours either.... i have been lax in my player photo point offerings. i am shamed, and give these humble points as tribute.

(no subject) +1
posted by Minch on February 26th, 2009 7:44 PM

the video of Adam dancing (still) fills me with glee and makes me giggle like a little girl.

(no subject) +1
posted by Tøm on February 27th, 2009 1:05 AM

It still has the same effect on me :P

(no subject)
posted by Sombrero Guy on February 27th, 2009 10:06 AM

I'm hoping for another live performance in the summer... :P

(no subject)
posted by Minch on February 27th, 2009 2:13 PM

I shall demand one in March.

What if there were mummies behind you? +1
posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 31st, 2009 11:59 AM

Look out, there are mummies behind you! Aaah!

(no subject) +1
posted by teucer on May 31st, 2009 6:53 PM

You know that whole birthday thing?

Well, happy.

Aye! That indeed!
posted by Waldo Cheerio on June 2nd, 2009 12:32 AM

It's a shame 17 is of no real significance for we muggles.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on June 7th, 2009 2:32 AM

Thankyou :)

(no subject) +1
posted by Adam on June 13th, 2009 12:49 PM

Happy Zerotoday Gibbard!