Can Non Exsisto Tergum Terminus
From the Latin: "Can not be rear end"
Common Name: "Can't-Be-Arsedonitis", "CNETT"

This is a common state of mind, which nearly all people achieve at least once in thier life. It results in the sufferer being slightly depressed, and seemigly unbothered about everything. They may become reclusive, sitting inside a dark or shady room. Blinds and curtains are shut and the sufferer becomes highly allergic to sunlight, thier burn time becoming as low as 0.4 seconds.

This condition occurs mainly in those aged 13-18, and can be coupled with wildis-particus and heavidrinkins. The patient coming out of CNETT briefly to go completely nuts.

Symptoms
• Reclusive
• Slight Depression
• Change in music taste
• Loss of fashion sense
• Sunlight allergy
• Unwillingness to bath
• Strong Scent

There is no known cure, however it is certain to fade away anywhere between 17-19 years old. You can however relive the symptoms by feeding the subject, and letting them off housework.