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Charlie Fish
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Pure Evil by Charlie Fish

October 17th, 2007 4:57 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: You will know what to do.

The story of this task begins here, where I picked the lock to my brother's forbidden box of secret things.

As soon as I successfully broke in and started rifling through all the stuff he was so embarrassed to show me as an awkward adolescent all those years ago, I knew what I had to do.

Breaking into the box was evil, but displaying its contents below for all to see is pure evil.

And the most evil thing of all? Wait and see...

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This is what was in the box.


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There were quite a few exercise books...


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...full of level designs for some imaginary game...


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...and some very colourful drawings (if a bit random).


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This exercise book contained page after page of word and number puzzles...


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...and this handy guide to making magic number squares.


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This notebook started with an admonishment to anyone who dared read it. It wasn't my brother's handwriting though so I left it alone.


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One of the books had dozens of level designs for Lemmings.


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This photograph was hiding at the bottom on its own. Woo hoo!


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There was a folder absolutely packed with doodles, scribblings, old schoolwork... pages and pages and pages of the stuff.


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Here's a few doodle highlights, chosen for humour value and maximum embarrassment.


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There are many unclothed women doodled onto this one. Or pieces of women.


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That says "ideal girl look: long hair better black, not short, tanned colour, not fat, symmetrical, looks good with no make up so doesn't use it, strong."


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I laughed at the cross/butt thing. It says "that's what I think of religion."


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This is just weird. A Frankenstein tangle of connected female body parts.


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There was a bit of porn in there, including some that had been digitally manipulated to have my brother's friends' faces on the actors' bodies - but it was a little too... er... risqué to be posted here.


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There was a lot of old schoolwork in there. This was probably the oldest piece - it must be pushing two decades old.


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And there were a lot of stories and musings and things.


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My bro showed some fair artistic talent at an early age.


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There were a couple of sets of lyrics, although no music to accompany them. Quite funny to read them though. You can read the lyrics if you view the file full size.


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The first verse of this song ("Little Brother") goes: "I get busted every day - I never get my way - That's a total lie - I get sweets I get money - All the girls think I'm funny - A new car every spring - I get away with everything - I got muscles I got brains - An expert on passing blame - I'm an insincere git - I'm such a little shit - NOT." Sheer genius.


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There was a photo album...


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...but no juicy photos. A family holiday we had in 1994.


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OK, that's not my brother. That's me.



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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 17th, 2007 5:13 PM

First Vote!!! I used to do this to my older brother when I was a kid.....ahhh memories!!!!

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posted by The Villain on October 17th, 2007 5:13 PM

More Villainy! More!

Quite evil.
posted by Loki on October 17th, 2007 6:21 PM

Makes me glad I'm an only child.

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posted by The Vixen on October 17th, 2007 6:24 PM

Hm, all my old diaries are still at my parents house...where my sister still lives. Shit.

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posted by [BLANK_NAME] on October 17th, 2007 7:53 PM

New levels for lemmings? Fantastic.

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posted by anna one on October 17th, 2007 10:00 PM

I second both what Villoki and 0x40 have said. Votetastically.

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posted by Lank on October 17th, 2007 10:06 PM

What IS the colour of a drumbeat?

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posted by YellowBear on October 17th, 2007 11:37 PM

Too risqué to post you say? I know just what to do.

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posted by Lincøln on October 17th, 2007 11:42 PM

What is the sound of red?

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posted by Lincøln on October 17th, 2007 11:47 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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posted by Meta tron on October 18th, 2007 5:38 AM

Quite a creative family it would seem. You truly are an evil sibling, what is he going to say when he sees what you've done?!

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posted by Blue on October 18th, 2007 2:42 PM

Nice Swimsuit!!!

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posted by Bex. on October 18th, 2007 2:47 PM

Nice undies.

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posted by GYØ Ben on October 19th, 2007 10:12 AM

Damn, this certainly was PURE EVIL!

Points for bewbs.

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posted by Adam on October 20th, 2007 11:03 AM

God Im a nosy c*nt. That absolutly fascinated me! I dont know how I feel about your brother because he seems ok but hes obsessed with naked women.

Those lyrics are so ... strange. HE really was quite an artistic person.

Plus you look amazing in a swim suit, so toned :P

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on October 21st, 2007 10:28 AM

I'm voting even though you skipped out on the "No one has red this" content, which I was hoping to see. That and the porn. Oh well.

LAME
posted by ROGER RABBIT on October 29th, 2007 10:06 PM

NOT IMPRESSED...You know why...

I'll be in contact with you Bro.

x

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posted by Meta tron on November 5th, 2007 3:21 AM

I just re-read this proof and I have a sneaking suspicion...

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posted by Loki on August 31st, 2008 6:30 PM

Interesting. I've also got a sneaking suspicion, but only 'cause you pointed it out. Good catch!

Sneaking suspicion of what, exactly? ~Waldo
posted by Waldo Cheerio on December 14th, 2008 3:58 AM

I am also continually amazed how often casyj, as a term, applies to tasks. Were I not looking for it, I surely would not believe the frequency full-frontal nudity *almost* makes it into a task.

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posted by GYØ Ben on February 20th, 2009 7:57 AM

1 year and 4 months later, I have a sneaking suspicion also.

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posted by Minch on February 20th, 2009 12:45 PM

how have i never seen this before???

glorious glorious evil! i love it!