SF0 / ingeborg / Naked Mail

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Naked Mail by Borgasm

September 16th, 2009 1:38 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Send some.

I have a friend in Arkansas who needs some cheering up. We haven't seen each other for over a year and we like to send each other silly mail. So I decided to use all of my mail-related tasks on her...hilarity ensued.

Farewell, my bootylicious (or should I say boobylicious...see captions below) little fairy princess. May God watch over you on your journey.

**UPDATE**
Today, September 21st, my friend texted me thanking me for the pretty Barbie! She said that the people at the university post office were all laughing about it when she picked it up. Quote: "I thought it was illegal how you just taped the address on and sent her." XD

- smaller

Barbie according to Toys R Us's website.

Not mentioned on the box: Barbie's enormous boobies.

Taped up and ready to go

I taped her legs together and taped her arms to her sides to keep her from losing a limb or poking a mailman.

Playing with Barbie

The address label

I super taped the address label to the back of her hard plastic wings and stuck on as many stamps as I could (three). She has no return address, so she has to go *somewhere*. Whether she reaches Arkansas is the question. Wherever she ends up, I hope someone will love her.

Mailing the barbie

Pictured: Barbie, not fitting in the mail slot.

Barbie's boobs were too big for this mail slot and I had to push -really- hard to get her in...and no, I did not intend for that to sound so dirty.

GET IN THE HOLE YOU FREAKING WHORE!!!

Grrrr...

This was so frustrating! I almost gave up until my friend Christine (not pictured) helped me shove her through. I was afraid she was going to get stuck.

Victory!