~Music for your enjoyment...it fits the task. Trust us.

Hello again, sf0...it's been a while. No, I haven't forgotten you. It's not you, it's me. I changed. But I'm back now and I'm going to make everything better...with a praxi that will make you ROTFL. -Borg

Rin: Now that I have new gloves I am back in the game! Borg was free tonight so I seduced her with words of adventures and high scores.

Borg: Our night began in Rin's room, where we debated which task to do. We wanted to bring our friend Dylan tasking with us, but he had the NERVE to already have plans for the night. As we pondered, Rin's "roommate," a life-size cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen fell over. We suddenly knew what task we needed to do.

We decided to carry Edward around campus as a (poor) substitute for Dylan. While we adventured, we would replace other people (and sometimes mannequins) with Edward. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people refused to be photographed with the "sparkletard" Twilight guy. While we completely understood (Rin and I hate Twilight, I with a fiery passion that courses through my veins with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns and Rin with uncontrollable gagging), we used this as an opportunity to poke fun at him. We took him to the library, the campus convenience store, and the theater department (where they were just finishing up a rehearsal of Vinegar Tom, lucky us!). It was a lot of fun and we got to introduce Edward to a lot of people.

The following pictures are our proof that tonight, Edward Cullen was more useful than he has ever been in his life, ever. Although he was just about as creepy.