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Borgasm
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Level 6: 1530 points
Last Logged In: December 16th, 2012
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: LØVE TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: Silly Hats Only TEAM: AK0 TEAM: The Union of Non-Civilized Obedience and Invention TEAM: Fetlife The University of Aesthematics Rank 6: Aesthematician Humanitarian Crisis Rank 2: Justice Biome Rank 2: Ecologist Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 6: Deconstroyer


25 + 42 points

Really petty theft by Borgasm

November 30th, 2010 11:36 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Strive to commit the least significant criminal act possible. Consider turning yourself in to the authorities or leaving a trail of clues for detectives.

Hello yet again, sf0. How have you been? I've missed you. I'm going to be in SF for New Year's, so if anyone located there wants to team up and task, hit me up. <3 And now, the task.

This task amused me, because there are so many humorous possibilities. One in particular struck me tonight as I glanced around my room-

A few weeks ago I joined roller derby, and yesterday my skates FINALLY arrived. I spent the first half an hour or so of practice putting special speed wheels on them, and the rest of practice being overjoyed by how fast and easily I could move. I was disappointed when practice ended so soon, because I didn't want to take off my new babies, EVER. But I did, and I spent about an hour in the dorms afterward carrying them around, borrowing tools from people to put on the toe guards, making everyone in the lounge check out my awesome laces, etc. etc.

My RA, Ariel, specifically told me last night that it's against the rules for me to wear my skates inside the dorms. She's a stickler for the rules. But......

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rollerskatesrules.png

rollerskatesrules.png

It even says so in the Residence Life Handbook. But hey, rules are for suckers!


Turning myself in

Turning myself in

Hopefully she'll be too baffled by my honest confession to confront me about it, heh.


My darlings

My darlings

Whoosh and Hermes, my beautiful babies.


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Picture taken by my accomplice, who for legal reasons shall remain nameless.


Rulebreaking

Rulebreaking

Me being a miscreant.


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Me about to do a turning toe stop right in front of the stairs!


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Sticking my letter of confession to the RA's door


And there you have it.

And there you have it.


OMG QUICK

OMG QUICK

I HEAR PEOPLE COMING! BACK TO THE ROOM!



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posted by Flybug on December 1st, 2010 6:39 AM

I'm loving the rainbow hoodie. And that you put the confession up while still wearing the roller skates.

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posted by Quadlex on May 9th, 2011 5:51 PM

You're a monster. A MONSTER!

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posted by Kattapa on May 31st, 2012 2:14 AM

This made me smile :D

How did she respond?