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Naked Mail by Borgasm
September 16th, 2009 1:38 PM
I have a friend in Arkansas who needs some cheering up. We haven't seen each other for over a year and we like to send each other silly mail. So I decided to use all of my mail-related tasks on her...hilarity ensued.
Farewell, my bootylicious (or should I say boobylicious...see captions below) little fairy princess. May God watch over you on your journey.
**UPDATE**
Today, September 21st, my friend texted me thanking me for the pretty Barbie! She said that the people at the university post office were all laughing about it when she picked it up. Quote: "I thought it was illegal how you just taped the address on and sent her." XD
Farewell, my bootylicious (or should I say boobylicious...see captions below) little fairy princess. May God watch over you on your journey.
**UPDATE**
Today, September 21st, my friend texted me thanking me for the pretty Barbie! She said that the people at the university post office were all laughing about it when she picked it up. Quote: "I thought it was illegal how you just taped the address on and sent her." XD
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posted by Poisøn Lake on September 16th, 2009 7:21 PM
bonus points for sounding like you're in the mafia or possibly a serial killer.
posted by Juliette on September 21st, 2009 7:50 PM
Suggestive and somewhat creepy-sounding (towards the doll). Wonderful! :D
Do you know if Barbie ever got to Arkansas?
posted by Borgasm on September 21st, 2009 10:47 PM
She did make it! My friend just texted me today thanking me for her. I'm completely stunned!
Points for making me giggle immensely.
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