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Puns of the Navarone by Wolf

October 11th, 2009 4:20 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a real world version of a pun, word play, or bad joke.

Three puns you can present with pen and paper.

(I apologize in advance.)

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The Curtains Were Drawn...

The Curtains Were Drawn...

For the next two poems.


The first poem

The first poem

(I'll go kill myself now. With my shotpun.)


The Second Poem

The Second Poem

...except that writing with a broken pencil is pointless.



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posted by Ben Yamiin on October 12th, 2009 6:37 AM

ow.

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posted by Not Here No More on October 12th, 2009 8:34 PM

I vote only for the last one.

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posted by Flea on October 13th, 2009 11:39 AM

Awful.

I love it.

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posted by Ben [Sunshine] on October 13th, 2009 12:03 PM

Ow! Ow! Ow! My SOUL! It BURNS! ...but it burns so good. Ahahahahahaha.

+Sunshine

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posted by Palindromedary on November 7th, 2009 1:23 AM

HA!

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posted by Flybug on November 29th, 2010 5:52 PM

I voted because the pencil made me laugh out loud, and I do that so very rarely at things I see online.