is this thing on? oh.... I here myself.... Hello everybody!


Before I go through this nonsense of tasking and what not, I just want to tell you this: I'm a dog. Therefore I cannot type due to my paws. However, my owner was able to make me a collar that translates my barks and whines and growls and howls, in to text. I can say whatever I want, and it will come up in text. Easy.


Now that we've got that settled, let's move on. I've decided since I'm a dog, some tasks should be dog-like. And so it shall. Let's begin! I decided to go with a doggy door. Because of a lot of reasons. And thats that. Deal with it.


Jack