First of all, I would like to bring up the issue of my novicedom. I have been playing SF0 for three days now, and I am already to level 2. I am having very much fun in participating in these fun events; however, I do believe that I am rushing these a bit. I'm new, and when I started, my goal was to be short, concise, and a pinch of wittiness. I now believe that each task should be more touched upon to bring out the essence of what it means to me. Basically, what I am asking for is any constructive criticism from the public. It will help me develop as a player in this game and teach what I should and should not do.

Now onto the fun...



Ernie is not intended to be a lawyer.

I'm sure most of you are aware of the lovable, bumbling Ernie that can be found on Sesame Street. Well when I chose to do this task, I looked over to my massive array of stuffed toys, and there gazing back at me was Ernie. I had found my "something." Now I decided I would pair Ernie up with a profession that would not suit his characteristics. So I made him a lawyer.

This is what Ernie the lawyer had to say:

"There's a zen saying –“chop wood, carry water”– that I invoke when I find myself getting antsy. It reminds me that it's about how you do things, as much as what you do. In the end we'll all die, survived perhaps by a few close friends."


Then he broke into a song about buttons.