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Jurassic Marc
Level 1: 24 points
Last Logged In: August 22nd, 2011
BADGE: New Player
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Saucy Tales by Jurassic Marc

April 13th, 2010 4:04 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Every ancient condiment in the back of your fridge is a tale of neglect and abandonment. Tell us yours.

so like i was like lookin' in my fridge and shit for somethin' to eat and like i came across this gnarly-ass container of cream cheese with strawberries in it. like what the fuck? i don't even eat fruits. and i'm lactose intolerant!

so i like threw that shit out and grabbed some cereal honey nut cheerios to be exact and pulled out the vitamin d milk. but behind the milk was hiding some pesto sauce... and it fell out onto my shoe... shitty-ass pesto sauce! why did you fall on my shoe?! and it was all like old and shit, it was green, isn't that stuff supposed to red and shit? oh wait that's tomato sauce, my bad.

well damn. i threw out some good pesto sauce. oh well. i'll enjoy my bowl of honey nut cheerios. shit. i forgot i'm lactose intolerant.

alright A1 sauce, it's just you and me tonight.

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my goodness...
posted by Samantha on April 14th, 2010 12:11 AM

in this single praxis these words appear:

shit-ass-fuck-shit-shitty-ass-shit-shit-damn-shit

I wonder what kind of statement this is supposed to make.

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posted by done on April 14th, 2010 1:08 PM

If you drop discouraging comments like that this player is not gonna log in again and will never play this fun game with us. I don't feel like telling people here what to do, but I've seen this happen around here a lot. New player - poor first task - discouraging comments - never logged on again - never showed their awesomeness - never collaborated with us - never won an era.

Obviously you don't appreciate the style of this new player, but that's his choice and there are no rules on style here. Also I personally don't understand why this got flagged 5 times cause the task is actually fulfilled. Old stuff in the fridge - story. That's it, nothing else in the task description.
This probably isn't the best praxis but that's partly fault of this task that hasn't got much potential for awesome praxis but seems to be easy enough that almost everyone new on the site starts with this one. I just find it's a boring task.

And: Jurassic Marc, Welcome to the game!

"Lets eat Grandpa!" vs "Lets eat, Grandpa!"; Punctuation Saves Lives! ~Waldo +2
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 14th, 2010 7:16 PM

I think Samantha means to highlight the word-usage of the original poster. My first impression was she was commenting on the content. However, on further inspection, I see that the words "shit... ass... fuck... shit... shitty... ass... shit... shit... damn... shit" appear in the write-up as originally posted.

In that meaning, Samantha is just drawing attention to a choice the poster made, and calling that decision into question. Honestly, this sort of language communicates a disinterest in our impression of the speaker. For an online community premised upon reputations for genuine, self conscious, authentic activity, I have never really seen this attitude blossom into a healthy drive for praxis.

So I don't think that Samantha is wrong to point out a linguistic marker that is out of place. When I read a praxis talking about "fucking this" and "goddamn that", I at least know that there is an emotion or frustration sought to be conveyed. Here, I have a harder time deciphering what is going on. That might be a desired effect though, coming off as humorously bumbling, including forgetting about being lactose intolerant. There is a sort of indifference to it which makes the punchline seem so funny to me. Mitch Hedberg style.

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posted by anna one on April 14th, 2010 8:30 PM

Maybe it's just how his character talks.

My Apologies
posted by Samantha on April 21st, 2010 11:40 PM

I am truly sorry if my first comment insulted anyone. I was merely repeating some of the words Jurassic Mark himself used in this very praxis.

I was simply a bit surprised at the amount of colorful language he used in this write up, I didn't mean to insult or discourage anyone.